is this scott thom's new s&c assistant?
nope, it's hope dworaczyk, jason kidd's gf before his current wife porschia
apparently hope likes basketball
honestly, who would you rather stretch you before practices & games, scott thom or hope dworaczyk?
cal need a s&c asst to help scott thom with loosening up the guys
someone like my yoga teacher desiree, hope dworaczyk, rihanna or beyonce could get the job done
look at these fotos & tell me if there isn't someone more qualified to stretch the bears before practices & games than scott thom
rihanna
beyonce
scott thom
this ain't that complicated
another contributing factor for cal's slow starts are the pregame lazy azz mobility drills conducted by john montgomery as he holds a bb & moves it right & left as the bears lethargically sleepwalk in a coma for 60 seconds...totally useless
johnny, are you watching the guys at all?...the last row guys aren't even touching the ground on the loose ball dive drill...quit being mr nice guy & run the pregrame drills for 5 brutal minutes before the wsu game like you are their worst ******* army seals basic training instructor nightmare, ok?
travis & gregg, why don't you spend less time networking & scandalously gossiping with the other team's coaches & actually participate in all warm up drills to make sure your guys are fired up, ok?
if the bears come out with low energy again against the cougs, all 3 of you should be reassigned after the game to the cal chess club where your polite & measured civility will be a better fit...i've heard 70 yr old librarians at moffitt yell more than you guys...of course, sabrina decuire & mandy gottlieb will still be welcomed at all games, afterall they make significantly more noise (and are better looking) than their husbands
come on, let's roll...you guys are either part of the problem or part of the solution, there's nothing else
the biggest factor in cal's slow starts is that our players do not know how to physically & mentally engage themselves into games...that is, with the exception of tyrone wallace, this year's california golden bears rely upon external forces such as a sold out crowd vs #1 ranked arizona, jordan mathews lighting it up for 32 pts at oregon, a national tv audience in maui vs syracuse, jeff powers letting it fly vs furman, etc. before they radiate criminally insane energy
the solution is for the bears to have 2 live 45 second wrestling matches before each practice & game to get the ******* blood boiling...everyone participates, the atmosphere is loud, the matches are relentlessly epic
suggested wrestling matches (with boxing headgear & mouthpieces) with t-wall as the referee (all matches commence with tryone exclaiming "let's get ready to rumble") include:
*****scott "create greatness" thom vs theo "shooting guru" robertson
*****travis "206" decuire vs gregg "213" gottlieb
*****garrett "blacks beach" galvin vs johnny "the hustler" montgomery
*****richard "cameroon" moute a bidias vs jabari "united states" bird
*****jordan "the shooter" mathews vs jeff "let it fly" powers
*****sammy "the gym rat" singer vs justin "ice in his veins" cobbs
*****david "what not to wear" kravish vs christian "the fast & furious" behrens
and the heavyweight championship featuring...
*****richard "the time is now" solomon vs kameron "krusty krab" (k)rooks
these 45 second wrestling matches will help the bears unleash their inner physically engaged & verbally demonstrative energy...you gotta be locked in when some crazy joker is trying to rip your head off
mike, aren't you tired by now of your repetitive post game comments that "we didn't come out with energy and fell behind early, blah, blah, blah?"
if i have to hear those comments anymore i'm gonna hurl on the doors of the bb offices
if you guys can start games with criminally insane energy, then the bears are gonna be off to the races
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