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In reply to AEM80 • 3:22p, 1/27/23
AEM80 said:
oski003 said:
Polodad said:
Responding to the question how many attend swimming and water polo events, about the same number that attend basketball games.


Cal basketball gets 4,000-5000 paid attendance per game when lousy. 10k when good. Spieker holds 900 but can be maxed out to 2500 with temporary seating. Not the same.
Are there really that many people going to see basketball games this year?
No. About 2,000 last game (if you can call it that).
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In reply to JimSox • 3:27p, 1/27/23

Tickets sold vs. butts-in-seats, etc. Wouldn't surprise me if, for the number they announce, they count the Straw Hat Band members, spirit groups, players and even paid staff.

flim flam
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In reply to JimSox • 4:59p, 1/27/23
JimSox said:
AEM80 said:
oski003 said:
Polodad said:
Responding to the question how many attend swimming and water polo events, about the same number that attend basketball games.


Cal basketball gets 4,000-5000 paid attendance per game when lousy. 10k when good. Spieker holds 900 but can be maxed out to 2500 with temporary seating. Not the same.
Are there really that many people going to see basketball games this year?
No. About 2,000 last game (if you can call it that).
Arizona fans will inflate that in two weeks
Bring back It’s It’s to Haas Pavillion!
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In reply to Polodad • 5:19p, 1/27/23
Polodad said:
Responding to the question how many attend swimming and water polo events, about the same number that attend basketball games.
That is pathetic for swimming and water polo (with teams ranked at or near the top in the country) to be as poorly attended as basketball (with possibly the worst team in the country).

We know from past experience that when basketball is competitive (top 25, not as highly ranked as swimming and water polo) the stands are packed!
Fire Knowlton!
Fire Fox!
Put Wilcox in a hot seat!
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5:53p, 1/27/23
The Men's NCAA finals at Spieker in Dec was a sellout.
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In reply to Polodad • 6:01p, 1/27/23
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The Men's NCAA finals at Spieker in Dec was a sellout.
Bring back It’s It’s to Haas Pavillion!
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In reply to Polodad • 6:27p, 1/27/23
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The Men's NCAA finals at Spieker in Dec was a sellout.
How many of those competitors get paid to wear laundry, as minimal as it may be?
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In reply to southseasbear • 8:04p, 1/27/23
southseasbear said:
Polodad said:
Responding to the question how many attend swimming and water polo events, about the same number that attend basketball games.
That is pathetic for swimming and water polo (with teams ranked at or near the top in the country) to be as poorly attended as basketball (with possibly the worst team in the country).

We know from past experience that when basketball is competitive (top 25, not as highly ranked as swimming and water polo) the stands are packed!

I'm assuming this was sarcasm? Actually, kind of funny...
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9:55p, 1/27/23

colin morikawa is striking the ball as well as anyone in the tounament, today's 5 of his 6 birdies were putts from within 8 feet with the only bomb drained on the par 4 7th hole from 30 feet...torrey pines got a us open setup with the lush penal rough off the narrow 25 yard fairways, gotta get colin en fuego mañana rolling the rock


playing in the group in front of him, max homa missed a couple of short putts during the last 6 holes as the poa anua greens gotta a little bumpy in the afternoon cali sunshine...tomorrow both max & colin are gonna be playing with each other for the 3rd time this week in the 2nd to last group, let's do this


south korean (now lives at lake nona in orlando) byeong hun an is 5 under par & tied for 9th, he is scary long off the tee & maybe after the round tomorrow the shockster will be able to ask ben how he avoided his home country's mandatory 2 years of military service requirement that must commence by age 30

torrey pines high school grad (same high school as my partner in gas station robberies brian driscoll) michael kim is 3 under par & tied for 21st as 4 calfironia golden bears gonna tryna finish strong

and yeah me & driscoll gonna rampage rodeo drive later tonite to get some of them vilbrequin swim trunks for our dives into the pond in front of the 18th green on national tv if one of them bears gets a victory, stormin' the green is fun and trust me brian's cannonball gotta lotta splash baby

https://instagr.am/p/CjqM_QbNebD
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In reply to AEM80 • 10:26p, 1/27/23
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Are there really that many people going to see basketball games this year?
https://instagr.am/p/Cm4nv1MP6Tg
aem, a lotta invisible people still attend basketball games after the termination of cal's monster class in fact shocky & taylor attended their 1st game as haas in 6 years & we got 2029 circled on the calendar for another game once the con artist is walked to his car

the magic of cal basketball (cannot be stopped by the armed yellow jacketed security forces)#
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In reply to JimSox • 10:31p, 1/27/23
JimSox said:
AEM80 said:
oski003 said:
Polodad said:
Responding to the question how many attend swimming and water polo events, about the same number that attend basketball games.


Cal basketball gets 4,000-5000 paid attendance per game when lousy. 10k when good. Spieker holds 900 but can be maxed out to 2500 with temporary seating. Not the same.
Are there really that many people going to see basketball games this year?
No. About 2,000 last game (if you can call it that).
jimmy, as one of the nation's foremost turnstile crowd counting experts, r any of these possibilities potentially accurate re: ur 2000 count?

1) this count includes the opposing team's medical & administrative staff

2) this count includes bobo, he got good hair, shake the ponytail bobo, shake that man bun

3) this count is a figment of the con artist's imagination just like the rumour that a major donor will withdraw his donation for the $125,000,000+ quidditch facility if mark fox is not retained for next season
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In reply to Polodad • 10:41p, 1/27/23
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The Men's NCAA finals at Spieker in Dec was a sellout.
polo, shocky is a big fan of swimming particularly late nite skinny dipping in the desert under scorpio skies

https://instagr.am/p/CjbK__jMUa7
clothes r for losers (mutts don't got no social filtering)#
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In reply to oskidunker • 10:47p, 1/27/23
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Arizona fans will inflate that in two weeks
https://instagr.am/p/CncFWR1LMv9
dunker, wut u talking about, iz the donut boy of tuscon gonna be in town or something?

and them sprinkles are fuschia, not pink
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In reply to Big C • 11:01p, 1/27/23
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Tickets sold vs. butts-in-seats, etc. Wouldn't surprise me if, for the number they announce, they count the Straw Hat Band members, spirit groups, players and even paid staff.

flim flam
https://instagr.am/p/CXbmrDGJcyo
yeah the con artist is literally counting everybody, street math is fun



follow her on instagram#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:18p, 1/27/23
why is this golf tournament ending on a Saturday?
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11:42p, 1/27/23
pb, afc & nfc championship football games on sunday for those that like to waste their weekends indoors instead of exploring the great outdoors on planet earth with our 4 legged (and sometimes 2 legged) friends
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:52a, 1/28/23
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this a very compelling social media offer announcement with a scary azz vibe with the creepy bay bridge, the deadly creases thru the message & the on point bears football uniform but where the **** is windsor college?...is it in transylvania?

anyways coach barton has extended an offer to 6'4" 210 lbs longsnapper wesley brown from college of san mateo fightin' benjis & carlmont high school

wesley is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa & got his aa completed...he got good hair & is not shy
https://twitter.com/Wesleyshb/header_photo

flex#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:57a, 1/28/23
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https://instagr.am/p/COG8EXLM20a
2024 cal's monster offensive line recruiting summary:

in addition to the recruitments of all world tackle manasse itete from modesto christian & high priority early december grad/today's unofficial visitor gibson pyle from klein cain, the staff has extended offers this week to the following 6 offensive line prospects

the goal is to get as many of them as possible to attend cal's 2023 junior day on saturday march 4th at memorial stadium to compete against other high upside prospects & also gauge reciprocal interest at that time, then a 2024 o-line big board will be constructed

6'6" 260 lbs blake frazier from vandegrift high school in austin, 3.93 gpa & 81 inch wingspan


6'7" 295 lbs joshua glanz from eastlake high school in chula vista


6'5" 330 lbs eugene brooks from sierra canyon in chatsworth, 3.3 gpa


6'4" 317 lbs preston taumau from aiea high school in hawaii


6'5" 272 lbs filiva a saluni from kahuku high school in hawaii, may go on a mission before college


6'5" 295 lbs nuku mafi from west high school in salt lake city, 3.7 gpa


in coaches mike bloesch & mike saffell we trust (cal's monster offensive line)#
6'7" 315 lbs chris lino from seattle prep, 82 inch wingspan

another one#
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8:06a, 1/28/23

dr ty douglass starting monday is gonna start meeting with fans that are struggling emotionally with the lack of magic surrounding the cal basketball program


the hype man#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:07a, 1/28/23
Shocky, what courses have you played down here this week?
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9:25a, 1/28/23

89, priorities this week: goat hill, shrimp & beef tacos with salsa, san diego country club, getting my driver's license reinstated at legoland driving school, robbing gas stations with driscoll as we move his attitude from la jolla to national city & looking for a north beach restaurant for my son's october 28th wedding rehearsal dinner that got entrees for under 5 bucks
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10:03a, 1/28/23
Did Zion get an actionable offer?
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10:33a, 1/28/23
zion is a 5'2" middle schooler that is a natural 2 that can slide to the 1, he got a conditional offer at this time as he prefers to talk with chicas & play with balloons with his dogs than play relentless perimeter defense with quick twitch movement & off ball situational awareness...rebounding?...don't make me laugh

he is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa at stinson beach middle school

zion's sister is a curvy brunette yoga female, this could be a package deal
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:58p, 1/28/23
Did you shake security and jump into the pond upon Max's victory?

Great showing by Max (1st) and Collin (3rd) - An/Kim also made the cut and An had a rough Saturday but both in the money

Wonderful to see Max's wife/baby ready to congratulate him upon his win!
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6:15p, 1/28/23

gooski, top 5 candy azz soft reasons shocky did not storm the 18th green at torrey pines & dive into the pond:

1) me & driscoll couldn't find vilebrequin swim trunks in his size, my extra sets of mediums are no bueno for brian

2) the monster don't got enough bail money, already wanted in 2 states, can't move wrong plus my po tole me no more uber helicopter rides wit a curvy brunette yoga female

3) the tournament didn't end when max drained his final birdie putt, there wuz still a final group behind that needed to play the 18th

4) yellow jacket security are easy to elude but the 50+ armed san diego police officers with serious porn staches r no joke

5) most importantly, while walking back to my car in the gliderport parking lot above black's beach after friday's round noticed 3 snipers in battle fatigues set up with stands for kill shots on top of the hilton resort's roof next to the torrey pines lodge...it occurred to me that running toward max while screaming congratulations might activate a maybe twitchy sniper's nest

anyways max homa is an inspirational champ that has rebuilt himself from a struggling pro golfer to a top 10 player in the world...while he is the early favorite for this summer's us open to be held at los angeles country club it should be mentioned that the north course he shot a course record 61 to win the pac 12 championship is not the same design today after gil hanse's massive renovation

colin morikawa drove the ball more accurately than anyone else this week with a remarkable 90% fairways hit on the 25-30 yard ribbon sized fairways...his missed short putts continue to be misses to the right which is a function of him still cutting those putts but overall his putting stroke looks much more fluid & less mechanical after working with a putting coach for the 1st time this offseason

max & colin will be both competing in the phoenix open (which is actually contested in north scottsdale) down the street from the monster's tree fort in 2 weeks

make no mistake about it, the steely discipline & indefatigable ambition along with a corresponding wry sense of humour that are required to compete & earn a degree at the #1 ranked public university in the world are also factors in why max & colin are both gonna continue climbing with an upward trajectory to the pinnacle of the golf world

yeah we're gonna go all the way up, and if u ask us where we live, point to the hills, nothing can stop us



the magic of cal golf (what's ur dream?)#

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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:51p, 1/28/23
Shocky1 said:
special teams recruiting update:

longsnapper: tho slater zellers got another year of eligibility, his older bro (who is a coach at notre dame high school in north scottsdale, all 3 of my kids went to school there despite us not being catholic, taylor told me that slater used to throw food at her in the cafeteria, dude likes to fire projectiles i guess) told me it's unlikely he will return for a 6th year in berkeley as he pursues a nfl free agency opportunity

the staff's plan is targeting the nation's #1 ranking longsnapper david bird (4.0 gpa) from phoenix who is a generational talent & a likely longtime future snapper in the national football league...bird tripped to both notre dame & ohio state this summer (his older bro steven is the snapper at eastern michigan) & he got a full actionable scholly offer to berkeley


david is coached/mentored in phoenix by the respected longsnapping whisperer ben bernard who demands academic excellence from his students (he sets forth gpa requirements to be coached by him) & has sent several snappers to berkeley including longtime nfl veteran nick sundberg


if the bird flys in berkeley maybe him & billy m could go to the supercuts on shattuck together or something



the university of california, berkeley=#3 ranked university in the united states of america
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

longtime cal silent commit 4.0 gpa & future nfl longsnapper david bird who is regarded as a generational talent kinda like jaylen brown is now publicly a california golden bears

to those that think they got better insider sources than the monster, don't be a dumb azz
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7:04p, 1/28/23

junior college commits to the #1 ranked public university in the world

let's ******* roll, baby#
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7:08p, 1/28/23

the fightin' tedfords#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:52p, 1/28/23
I won't doubt you again, I'm ashamed
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8:02p, 1/28/23
https://instagr.am/p/CfjhZz0riRe
goldy, u should b embarazzed, there are much better berkeley grads as role models than the monster

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9:07p, 1/28/23
https://instagr.am/p/BKrCVfhgMmI
stanford cardinals 75
california golden bears 46

rules of the game: you give millions of dollars to the con artist so he can fund his annual $1,300,000+ salary along with his contractually extended basketball coach's annual $1,900,000+ salary in conjunction with building his sand volleyball & $125,000,000+ quidditch practice facilities

vote for andrew mcgraw for athletic department (tell the con artist to **** off)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:21p, 1/28/23
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/BKrCVfhgMmI
stanford cardinals 75
california golden bears 46

rules of the game: you give millions of dollars to the con artist so he can fund his annual $1,300,000+ salary along with his contractually extended basketball coach's annual $1,900,000+ salary in conjunction with building his sand volleyball & $125,000,000+ quidditch practice facility

vote for andrew mcgraw for athletic department (tell the con artist to **** off)#

Everybody lost tonight. The Private-School-Furdies lost because why-the-hell did they get dominated at Haas only three weeks ago by this same team?!? (Haase = fat-tub-o'-goo) Cal lost because they are a sorry excuse for a basketball team, but hey, the guys are out there trying, so I still love 'em. Knowlton lost because he hasn't pulled the plug on this s*** yet: I give him until Monday morning at 10 AM to make amends. It would be better to roll out a portable tarmac this evening, but I am a patient man.

Do your effing job, Knowlton, and be a leader.
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8:34a, 1/29/23

major official visits recruiting updates:

after breakfasts of buttermilk fried chicken & multiple skillet pancakes with freshly squeezed orange juice both martin tine (fav pose is downward smashmouth dog) & marquise montgomery (fav pose is tree touchdown pose) excelled at morning goat yoga at the claremont hotel per the curvy brunette yoga female instructor

coach wilcox did NOT participate, he's probably sleeping in again or something

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9:43a, 1/29/23

https://calbears.com/documents/2023/1/27/2023_01_30-31_Cal_Men_s_Golf_Tournament_Notebook.pdf

the bears top 3 players are solid with jeewon park, sampson zheng & aaron du, there are 6 players that are competing for the remaining tournament spots...the tucson tournament's 15 team field is relatively weak with only #10 texas a&m & host #21 arizona as elite teams, #69 cal gotta opportunity to start making a move up in the rankings towards a potential 2023 ncca tournament selection

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10:07a, 1/29/23
Ucla continuing to make moves

https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2023/01/former-oregon-ducks-defensive-tackle-keanu-williams-commits-to-transfer-to-ucla.html

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