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fun ******* fact: tobias merriweather leads a pack of new california golden bears that reflects the new recruiting emphasis upon SPEED & quick twitch +1 athleticism that will debut in 2024 spring ball next week at memorial stadium


also FAST as **** berkeley student athletes that got good wheels that have NEVER played a down of football for them bears include isaiah "king of buc-ee's" crosby, marcus "voo doo lightning donuts" harris, ja'ir "remember the fightin' benjis" smith, dayday "poly all american" aupiu, marquez "southern man" dortch, nyziah "408" hunter, jonathan "ballgame" brady, mikey "babyface" matthews & josiah "megan three stallion" martin

trevor "10.82 100 meters" trevor rogers from caldecott tunnel high school will arrive this summer

in winter testing marcus harris is the FASTEST guy in the program


this is off the record, right, look these guys NOT from 63rd...it's now or never in the 2024 acc inaugural season this fall

https://instagr.am/p/CoizYpipUg6


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players championship at tpc sawgrass (jacksonville) 2nd round update:



after working late into thrusday nite on the lit up driving range with swing coach mark blackburn collin morikawa birdied his 1st two holes starting on the back nine en route to a 69 and is 4 under par & tied for 27th

continuing the trend of thursday's snapped hooks on the back nine (12, 14, 16 & 18) max homa pulled his opening fairway wood on the dogleg left par 4 10th hole into the wild palmetto grasses & had to play his 2nd shot backwards into a waste bunker for a triple bogey 7 enroute to a 75 & is tied for 55th...fyi, blackburn is also homa's swing coach too

after rinsing 2 balls into the agua aria on the dyeabolical short par 3 island green 17th hole, byeong hun an shot a 80 missing the cut & has withdrawn from next week's pga valspar tournament in favor of going home to lake nona

michael kim shot a 80 & missed the cut, he will be the only bear competing next week at the copperhead course at nearby innisbrook...michael got a good sense of humour

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linebacker coach mike bruno gets it, SPEED kills in 2024 in the atlantic athletic conference



don't be a dumb azz/happy idiot (ignorance is NOT bliss, wut's ur gpa?)#

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don't tell nobody but marshall cherrington, benji palu & dustin coder just revised the following document in consultation with cal's monster class
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OFFICIAL CAL FOOTBALL 2025 RECRUIT QUESTIONNAIRE:

Wut's ur name?

Do u got a nickname or wut does your moms call u?

Wut's ur GPA?
Note: if u got a **** GPA ur not going nowhere, do not continue completing this form

Wut's ur timed 40 SPEED?
Note: if u got a **** 40 ur not going nowhere, do not continue completing this form

R u from Cali or Texas?

If ur from Texas wut is ur Buc-ee's membership #?

Is ur Dream School a low rent academic school located in a truck stop town with lot lizards with CFM pumps & STDS?

How important is Berkeley's ranking as the #1 rated public school in the WORLD in ur final decision on a scale of 1 to 10?

Yes or No: R u aware that curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry Cal, Stanford & Ivy Leagues when they enter the REAL WORLD that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building GENERATIONAL WEALTH?

Wut's ur favorite position?
Note: do NOT send any fotos

R u wanted on any felonies (wanted in 2 states, can't move wrong?) or do u got multiple baby mamas?

Do u luv doggy dogs & do u help old women cross the street?

Do u got a membership at Modern Yoga?



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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:16p, 3/15/24
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2025 cal's monster class: whose next???

3.7 gpa 6'1" 190 lethal accuracy field general quarterback robert mcdaniel from hughson high school...spinning dimes at memorial stadium in gonna happen in the future



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2024 berkeley elections: vote for the innovation/financial balanced budget party, rich lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director

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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:28a, 3/16/24
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Shocky1 said:

the answers to the universe will be largely answered during 2024 cal spring ball, gonna be very exciting to see how this unfolds & develops

the truth is that heading into the 2023 season cal's monster offensive line in reality only had 6 players that wuz 100% physically/mentally gameday ready to play p5 football in the trenches & that # went to 5 really quickly when room leader matthew cindric got injured for the season in denton...wishing haas biz ad grad cindo nothing but the best as he pursues his nfl aspirations, the remarkable brian driscoll in his law school quest & the program will miss stanford engineering grad barrett miller who competed like a tunnel union worker in berkeley...nothing but love for brayden rohme (massachusetts) & everett johnson (montana) at their new schools in 2024

and so with that being said, the 2024 cal's monster offensive line in a 2nd year with offensive line coach/offensive coordinator mike bloesch is gonna be significantly deeper with legit gameday ready talent, this is the monster breakdown:

the leaders:

tj session: the fleet footed tackle with quick twitch reflexes gotta opportunity to be an all acc performer in 2024, major upside

sioape vatikani: got nfl measurements but takes plays off, my poly brah gotta play with haka warrior dance energy & enthusiasm on every single ******* play to reach his unlimited potential...getting sleeker this off season would help with his motor

the proven ones:

matthew wykoff: the texan gotta lotta experience & is ready to take the next step in becoming a lockdown starter

bastian swinney: the product of two +1 athletic parents, the interlachen high school grad gotta stay healthy to finally play to his vast potential

the transfers with starting experience:

rush reimer: the montana state grad got a fearless approach to life & is crazy azz athletic

victor stoffel: the temple grad got 20 d1 starting games experience & elite length, building more strength this offseason is critical

the now ready to compete blueshirts:

martin tine: the houston man is ready to compete for a starting job, he's a serious dude with his eyes on the prize

nick morrow: got more height at 6'8" & more SPEED than anyone in the o-line room, no longer undersized but still needs a strong offseason gaining weight/strength

frederick williams iii: the converted tight end got the high end athleticism coveted by coach bloesch

the question marks/next men up:

trent ramsey: gotta nasty streak

ender aguilar: sneaky strong

dylan jemtegaard: the smartest guy in the room

the true freshmen:

tyler knape: the future university of calveston grad loves football & it's 100% physicality, a future starter

aiden newbill: the 6'8" texan gotta major upside & will blueshirt building his body for 2025

syris corley: another smash mouth trench worker from texas will need a blueshirt to acclimate academically & build his body for 2025

cal's monster offensive line is gonna determine the fate of the 2024 california golden bears inaugural season in the acc, can they control games by physically pounding for ground with all american jaydn ott & burn clock while keeping the d off the field?

from miami to amsterdam the whole world is gonna be watching to see who's earned the starting 5 jobs at the saturday april 20th spring game at memorial stadium

https://instagr.am/p/C3-2BdLssAB
in coach bloesch (the bears best developer of talent) we (shocky & his doggy dogs) trust#
2024 cal's monster offensive line spring ball updates:

*****rush reimer: +1 athletic is 100% ready to compete for a starting position, added strength in winter conditioning

*****victor stoffel: rehabbing from injury, might be available late in spring ball

*****frederick williams iii: out for spring ball

*****tyler knape: great attitude/work ethic, enrolled early in berkeley out of high school, out for spring ball
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1:25p, 3/16/24


Does Robert McDaniel remind you of any QB we previously had?
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players championship at tpc sawgrass 3rd round update:

yeah them bears mumbling a lot on the course with collin even audibly muttering after a chunked 7 iron tee ball on the par 3 3rd hole "****, it didn't even reach the bunker"

collin morikawa is a ball striking machine but missing 4 putts under 5 feet got him shaking his head in confusion en route to a 70 and is 6 under par & tied for 27th

despite a remarkable 17 birdies during the first 3 rounds max homa shot a 74 and is 1 over par & tied for 68th place...max's undoing wuz yet another snapped hook on the par 14th hole which resulted in a 2nd tee ball pushed way right into the rough...playing quickly with anger homa didn't wait for the gallery to move & almost decapitated an encroaching dumb azz spectator when his long iron barely missed killing the dude & instead banged into a palm tree & bounced into a fairway bunker...long story short, a 9 on a par 4 might be normal for guys at peacock gap or san jose muni but no es bueno for guys on the pga tour, got it?



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In reply to bear2034 • 1:49p, 3/16/24
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Does Robert McDaniel remind you of any QB we previously had?
https://instagr.am/p/CrsRqUiuvrd
robert mcdaniel=paws

strong gpa quick release highly accurate sneaky mobile championship level focused competitors with elite football iqs & strong leadership skills and ok not great hair

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california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2025 class:
robert mcdaniel, quarterback (3.7 gpa)
carter jones, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)
carter jackson, running back (3.6 gpa)
jojo solis, running back (3.14 gpa)

2024 class:
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive line (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.2 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (sub 3.0 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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lu-magia hearns iii out for spring ball
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what's the ruling here for Homa if the fans are stupidly standing too close?


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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:24p, 3/17/24
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:

the answers to the universe will be largely answered during 2024 cal spring ball, gonna be very exciting to see how this unfolds & develops

the truth is that heading into the 2023 season cal's monster offensive line in reality only had 6 players that wuz 100% physically/mentally gameday ready to play p5 football in the trenches & that # went to 5 really quickly when room leader matthew cindric got injured for the season in denton...wishing haas biz ad grad cindo nothing but the best as he pursues his nfl aspirations, the remarkable brian driscoll in his law school quest & the program will miss stanford engineering grad barrett miller who competed like a tunnel union worker in berkeley...nothing but love for brayden rohme (massachusetts) & everett johnson (montana) at their new schools in 2024

and so with that being said, the 2024 cal's monster offensive line in a 2nd year with offensive line coach/offensive coordinator mike bloesch is gonna be significantly deeper with legit gameday ready talent, this is the monster breakdown:

the leaders:

tj session: the fleet footed tackle with quick twitch reflexes gotta opportunity to be an all acc performer in 2024, major upside

sioape vatikani: got nfl measurements but takes plays off, my poly brah gotta play with haka warrior dance energy & enthusiasm on every single ******* play to reach his unlimited potential...getting sleeker this off season would help with his motor

the proven ones:

matthew wykoff: the texan gotta lotta experience & is ready to take the next step in becoming a lockdown starter

bastian swinney: the product of two +1 athletic parents, the interlachen high school grad gotta stay healthy to finally play to his vast potential

the transfers with starting experience:

rush reimer: the montana state grad got a fearless approach to life & is crazy azz athletic

victor stoffel: the temple grad got 20 d1 starting games experience & elite length, building more strength this offseason is critical

the now ready to compete blueshirts:

martin tine: the houston man is ready to compete for a starting job, he's a serious dude with his eyes on the prize

nick morrow: got more height at 6'8" & more SPEED than anyone in the o-line room, no longer undersized but still needs a strong offseason gaining weight/strength

frederick williams iii: the converted tight end got the high end athleticism coveted by coach bloesch

the question marks/next men up:

trent ramsey: gotta nasty streak

ender aguilar: sneaky strong

dylan jemtegaard: the smartest guy in the room

the true freshmen:

tyler knape: the future university of calveston grad loves football & it's 100% physicality, a future starter

aiden newbill: the 6'8" texan gotta major upside & will blueshirt building his body for 2025

syris corley: another smash mouth trench worker from texas will need a blueshirt to acclimate academically & build his body for 2025

cal's monster offensive line is gonna determine the fate of the 2024 california golden bears inaugural season in the acc, can they control games by physically pounding for ground with all american jaydn ott & burn clock while keeping the d off the field?

from miami to amsterdam the whole world is gonna be watching to see who's earned the starting 5 jobs at the saturday april 20th spring game at memorial stadium

https://instagr.am/p/C3-2BdLssAB
in coach bloesch (the bears best developer of talent) we (shocky & his doggy dogs) trust#
2024 cal's monster offensive line spring ball updates:

*****rush reimer: +1 athletic is 100% ready to compete for a starting position, added strength in winter conditioning

*****victor stoffel: rehabbing from injury, might be available late in spring ball

*****frederick williams iii: out for spring ball

*****tyler knape: great attitude/work ethic, enrolled early in berkeley out of high school, out for spring ball
Incredible, being out means really no skill development
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^^ philbert, thx for posting this video, it wuz a pretty dangerous situation (read my post from yesterday re: max's anger in playing the shot quickly before the gallery could be safely moved) & that fan could've been decapitated for reals

it's pga protocol to give a hit fan by a ball a signed glove in compensation but not sure that getting ur skull treated at jacksonville regional hospital is worth it particularly if one is relying upon su cabasa por la headstand when posting up

yeah max's 2024 florida spring break didn't got exactly as planned or something

https://instagr.am/p/2QfKRIu4oo
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^^ goldy, my take heading into tomorrow's 2024 spring ball is that the cal's monster offensive line early leaders to be the starting 5 gonna include tj session, sioape vatikani, matthew wykoff, bastian swinney & rush reimer right now but make no mistake about it there's gonna be some young ones competing for acc starting duties


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players championship at tpc sawgrass 4th round update:

collin morikawa is pounding his drives accurately (hit 38 of 56 fairways for the tournament) but knocked his ball into the agua fria over the par 3 17th island hole & shot a 74 to finish the week 4 under par

question for homa nation, how do you make 22 birdies in a 72 hole tournament & finish only 1 under par?...shocky's answer is max homa drove the ball crooked azz (hitting only 26 of 56 fairways no es bueno) & shot a 71 today before his private chartered flight back to the desert, no commercial flights for our boy max


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maxgate: "probably should've asked them to move more"
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:48p, 3/17/24
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Shocky1 said:

who is gonna be the next kylar murray in college football?

that would be 5'9" 166 lbs 2026 elite quarterback michael mitchell jr from archbishop riordan in san francisco who balled out yesterday at cal's bay area showcase at memorial stadium & also attended the 2023 spring game

mitchell's game film as a high school freshman is unreal


michael is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.67 gpa at academically rigorous riordan which is not surprising cuz his moms is a berkeley grad who loves her bears & would prefer he stay home for the quick trip across the bay bridge on fall gamedays but also wants him to make his own collegiate decision...and he got offers nationwide from a lotta of the nation's powerhouses

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development & also intellectual capitalism in the classrooms)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
https://instagr.am/p/Cw6YA73JdLK
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cal vs stanford (and maybe vanderbilt) recruiting battle#
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ncca transfer portal opens tomorrow morning, coach madsen looking for 3 point shooters that can play DEFENSE



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^ correct & that's why cal's spring game extravaganza is april 20th as that saturday may be a key recruiting official visit day for portal transfer prospects in berkeley...the 2024 spring ball 2 deeps will be established by then & potential roster construction needs will be evident along with scholly player departures (medical retirements, etc)

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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:40p, 3/18/24

Look at the timing: The game is on 4/20 and if it starts at 2:30, it might be over at about... 4:20! In Berzerkeley! I could see us somehow leveraging this to help with recruiting, but I'm afraid if that's left up to the Marketing Dept, it's going to get botched...

So this is where Shocky comes in... create some excitement, man!
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In reply to Big C • 12:55p, 3/18/24
Big C said:

Look at the timing: The game is on 4/20 and if it starts at 2:30, it might be over at about... 4:20! In Berzerkeley! I could see us somehow leveraging this to help with recruiting, but I'm afraid if that's left up to the Marketing Dept, it's going to get botched...

So this is where Shocky comes in... create some excitement, man!
Lets get Snoop Dog here.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:19p, 3/18/24
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2024 berkeley elections: vote for the innovation/financial balanced budget party, rich lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director

the time is now for everything (including nando & sauted shrimp burritos with salsa & guac)#
big c & 6956, do u want shocky to invite becky g or something on april 20th?...wut's her concert schedule for next month?

señor shocky would totally host a FREE pre spring game tailgate party but there's no buc-ee's yet in the bay area which is 100% messed up...believe it or not, arizona is getting our 1st buc-ee's in goodyear, yeah shocky is gonna be doin' the hang there a lot after golf and/or modern yoga

habla español chica?
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3:24p, 3/18/24
^^ unlike snoopy who is timeless, snoop dog is so 2015

facts#
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2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #1

#3 nohl williams looking like an all acc taker

#6 & #11 doing the tunnel walk heading towards the epicenter of planet earth, midfield at memorial stadium

#55 bj canady looking fully recovered from his high school injury, that's +1 athleticism for a defensive lineman

#43 nate rutchena (listed as a tight end on the roster now) also appears healthy

#15 fernando mendoza feeding the rock to all american/heisman candidate #1 jaydn ott

#7 chandler rogers smoothly handing off to physically imposing #2 kadarius calloway

#59 walk on outside linebacker murphy glasgow from orange county

#7 chandler throwing a dart on a slant to #84 javien plummer, unlike spav & billy m, coach bloesch & qb coach sterlin gilbert are gonna attack the middle 3rd of the field in the passing game

#15 nando with the slip draw to future all time bears rusher #1 jaydn "ripped tires" ott

#87 sticky hands jack endries got 1st team all acc upside

#44 xavier carlton putting heat on #15 nando, the 6'7" x man gotta utilize his elite length to lead the acc in knocked down passes if he wanna get paid in the national football league

#74 matthew wykoff with the agile back pedal in pass blocking at left tackle, a key returner for cal's monster offensive line

#15 nando getting the rock on another slant to #81 elite SPEEDSTER marque dortch

#7 chandler showing quick twitch mobility with the spin move & then throwing a dime to #4 justin williams-thomas



first day out (unless ur wanted in 2 states & can't move wrong)#
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8:07p, 3/18/24
Shocky, any targets that Madsen wants? (UPENN transfer, etc.)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:11p, 3/18/24
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C4rF1ZXPVw3
2024 spring ball: day one

#3 nohl williams looking like an all acc taker

#6 & #11 doing the tunnel walk heading towards the epicenter of planet earth, midfield at memorial stadium

#55 bj canady looking fully recovered from his high school injury, that's +1 athleticism for a defensive lineman

#43 nate rutchena (listed as a tight end on the roster now) also appears healthy

#15 fernando mendoza feeding the rock to all american/heisman candidate #1 jaydn ott

#7 chandler rogers smoothly handing off to physically imposing #2 kadarius calloway

#59 walk on outside linebacker murphy glasgow from orange county

#7 chandler throwing a dart on a slant to #84 javien plummer, unlike spav & billy m, coach bloesch & qb coach sterlin gilbert are gonna attack the middle 3rd of the field in the passing game

#15 nando with the slip draw to future all time bears rusher #1 jaydn "ripped tires" ott

#87 sticky hands jack endries got 1st team all acc upside

#44 xavier carlton putting heat on #15 nando, the 6'7" x man gotta utilize his elite length to lead the acc in knocked down passes if he wanna get paid in the national football league

#74 matthew wykoff with the agile back pedal in pass blocking at left tackle, a key returner for cal's monster offensive line

#15 nando getting the rock on another slant to #81 elite SPEEDSTER marque dortch

#7 chandler showing quick twitch mobility with the spin move & then throwing a dime to #4 justin williams-thomas



first day out (unless ur wanted in 2 states & can't move wrong)#


43 is Ryan McCulluch. Rutchena is #42 and was working with the TEs today
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8:13p, 3/18/24
^ got it

shocky needs an appointment at america's best#
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8:14p, 3/18/24

2025 3.4 gpa high priority cal's monster offensive line prospect from st ignatius#
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literally the worst defender in the pac 12, didn't compete for loose balls & offensively wanted to stand in a corner & jack up 3 pointers on a team that needs an interior physical presence from the bigs

whataburger#
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In reply to Johnfox • 8:45p, 3/18/24
Johnfox said:
Shocky, any targets that Madsen wants? (UPENN transfer, etc.)
foxy, the bears got killed this season particularly on the road due to a lack of physical defensive play & most notably at point guard

he has't entered the transfer portal yet (but is expected to do so) but oregon state point guard with 3 years of remaining eligibility jordan pope from oakley (contra costa county) & prolific prep (napa) is a legit elite player that makes everybody on the court look better (that didn't happen with the strawberry jam cone) that would welcome the opportunity to play his home games in front of moms at the #1 ranked public university in the world

the monster is a big fan of signed 2024 jeremiah wilkinson, pope's potential joining the bears would allow wilkinson to play more of a combo scoring guard role which is probably more suited to his skillset rather than a pure facilitator/distributor at the 1

if he enters the portal, this recruitment makes a lotta sense for all parties

moms matter#
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