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Dear Mr. Schulz:

As the lead counsel for the University of Kansas and also the Chairman of the Downtown Lawrence Beautification Project, please be advised that we take exception with your extreme mischaracterizations of our University, Community and the Jayhawks Basketball Program.

If you do not immediately cease and desist in making any further slanderous commentary, we will be left with no other course of action other than to bring the full weight of the United States of American constitution against you, your rescue doggys & any yoga teachers/students that might be affiliated with you.

Your inaccurate commentary includes but is not limited to the following:

*****The University of Kansas is very proud of our most current Forbes rankings of #165 which is up 3 spots due to our academic progress in elevating the outplacement services of our highly regarded truck stop diesel engine repair and also entrepreneurial vending machine majors.
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

*****Not everyone in Lawrence Kansas is White as you've stated, in fact almost 100% of our Basketball teams & Black Studies majors are indeed Black.

*****Jaylon's girlfriend Brenley should have no health concerns re: the nightly "study buddy" program at McCarthy Hall, all 38 of our semi pro athletes living in this residence are checked weekly for fatal STDs by University Health Services and medically treated on a high priority basis.

*****We consider the protection of women as an institutional mandate, in fact today's commitment of Texas portal transfer Arterio Morris who has pending criminal charges from June of 2022 in Frisco Texas for assaulting his girlfriend included a pinky swear promise to Coach Self that he will never do that again.

*****Coach Self is an educator at heart, he teaches his players how to properly stow their guns in cars, how to properly interact with law enforcement (just hand them 2 tixs to future Jayhawks games) & the importance of staying focused on developing basketball skills while blocking any out unnecessary distractions such as academics (in particular reading books), family, girlfriends, community service, etc.

You are hereby warned, Mr. Schulz.

Rock Chalk Talk Caulk!

Robby "Cheesecake" Whitemore, Esq.
wut up robby?

not gonna lie, this is a creepy as **** announcement video featuring u starting at the 40 second mark, who the **** hangs out all by himself in an empty salon a that got no furniture in the downtown days inn in lawrence?

and that awkward sex trafficking hug wuz straight outta of to catch a predator

shocky

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got a text into my golf buddy mr silverleaf sun angel to see if jaylon is on the official visit to the valley of the sun

expect announcements from jaylon & jordyn to be at the same time
mr sun angel update: dilly is no longer focusing on the ohio state wr transfer caleb burton that also took an official visit to tempe this weekend, that means jordyn (official visit to the valley of the sun) is now the #1 wr on the asu big board

bros will announce at the same time, jaylon is not on an official visit to the asu basketball program

got it?

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the generational talent difference maker#######
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seasons in the sun#
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Alright, then. Next up?
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teach, the challenge of the current roster construction is that all of the combo guards got a scorer's mentality (which is a good thing for a scoring challenged team last season that often struggled to score 50+ points in game) but trey woodbury is unique in that he not only knocked down 40% of his 3 pointers last season but his distributing/facilitating mindset also made his teammates better

coffee is for losers (32 oz green drinks r for winners)#

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texas tech impact wing transfer with 2 years of eligibility jaylon tyson with the commitment to coach madsden & his hard working staff...beating kansas for one of their highly targeted basketball recruits is a remarkable accomplishment


yeah this is cal basketball in 2023


this **** is getting live#
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texas tech impact wing transfer with 2 years of eligibility jaylon tyson with the commitment to coach madsden & his hard working staff...beating kansas for one of their highly targeted basketball recruits is a remarkable accomplishment


yeah this is cal basketball in 2023


this **** is getting live#
Time for March Madness!!!
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this **** is getting live#
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exclusive monster 2023/2024 mark madsen roster construction plan:

the ncca allows 13 schollys for men's basketball, last season the roster wuz as follows with new 2023 players in special font:

guards:
devin askew (not a true point guard, coach cal recruited him to kentucky as a 2)
joel brown (graduate transfer portal to iona, haas biz ad degree)
dejuan clayton (turning pro, berkeley grad cert recipient)
jarred hyder (graduate transfer portal to cal poly slo, legal studies degree)
rodney brown (2023 recommitment sharpshooter, alan crabbe is the cal player comparison)
jalen cone (2023 grad transfer from northern arizona, gotta lotta strawberry on his jam, impact player with potential nba upside)
mike meadows (2023 grad transfer from portland, microwave scorer than needs to become more gameday consistent)
keonte kennedy (2023 grad transfer from memphis, the versatile guard presents a size mismatch for opponents at the 2)

wings:
grant newell (the future of cal basketball)
jalen celestine (apparently healthy & ready to growl again)
sam alajiki (transfer portal to rice)
obinna anyanwu (in transfer portal)
monty bowser (how do u shoot 92.6% on free throws & 27.3% on 3 pointers?)
marsalis roberson (in transfer portal)
jaylon tyson (2023 transfer from texas tech, impact starter at the 3 with potential nba upside)

posts:
lars thieman (graduate transfer portal to loyola marymount, nutrition science major)
kuany kuany (in graduate transfer portal, sociology major)
nd okafor (huge athletic upside)
devin curtis (2023 recommitment bouncy post gotta live in the weight room & eat 5 meals a day)
fardaws "big maple" aimaq (2023 grad transfer from texas tech/utah valley, impact player with potential nba upside)

right now coach masden got 5 returning players & 7 2023 recruits for a total of 12 players

this team got 20+ victories & ncca selection potential if the combo guards unselfishly facilitate/distribute their teammates & if fardaws stays healthy/out of foul trouble

this could be an elite 3 point shooting team with big maple posting up down low with 4 marksmen letting it fly but the reality is that all teams get cold shooting nights every now & then particularly on the road (including the big dance) against nationally ranked opponents

and that's why aziz bandaogo is the UNICORN that is necessary for the california golden bears to compete for a serious 2023 national championship run, the +2 athlete is the generational talent that provides a defensive presence to change all opponent shots within 10 feet of the bucket, he's that good & that's how championships are won even when the shots aren't dropping offensively

yeah u would have to be crazy to think mad dog & his staff/roster could be the last team standing at the big dance

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aziz, can't even imagine what the mental stress toil would be moving to another continent away from family & friends and now everyone telling u what do

wish u nothing but the best as u sort thru ur options & make a final decision of what's gonna be ur best course of action

jaylen brown's similar decision wuz based on elite academic considerations (building his brand thru intellectual capitalism) & also surrounding himself with those that truly love him

50 years ago rodriquez wuz a star in south africa until he mysteriously disappeared but now he's back, his sugar man story of mental strength & lack of bitterness against those who exploited him for decades will truly send tears down ur cheek

nou fanan al jam



crucify ur mind (we all got our own demons, ur not alone)#

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what is the most important strategy that is 100% controllable that will maximize crowd attendance during the 2023 season with insane gameday noise energy turning haas into a hostile home court venue & also ensure a future pipeline of a fanatical season tix/donor fanbase?


answer: letting all the berkeley students in for FREE on gamedays, this is what san diego state did in investing in the program's future...with berkeley's current mission statement these days including the matriculation of 1st time family members going to college and graduating thereby breaking longtime cyclical patterns of non degreed families it's important to recognize that there's a lotta students on campus that cannot afford basketball or football season tixs

there's an almost zero probability that any student that does not participate in the magic of cal athletics on gamedays will ever become a season tix buyer/donor once they graduate from berkeley even if they build generational wealth

the con artist has fought this measure in the past & markeisha everett has failed to make any innovative decisions that will increase the fanbase during her time in berkeley, will they finally decide to invest in the future?


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yeah u would have to be crazy to think mad dog & his staff/roster could be the last team standing at the big dance


Great post, great performance!
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colorado portal transfer wide receiver jordyn tyson (brother of jaylon) gonna publicly declare for asu tomorrow
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cal's monster rolling head coach#
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Time for March Madness!!!
89, the key for a deep march madness run is the 13th & final scholly (unless monty bowser decides to head in a different direction, devin askew's instagram story of guys working hard in the offseason did not tag him) is aziz

https://instagr.am/p/CrljTm2rUUU
generational talent (and a story of remarkable perseverance)#
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89Bear said:


Time for March Madness!!!
89, the key for a deep march madness run is the 13th & final scholly (unless monty bowser decides to head in a different direction, devin askew's instagram story of guys working hard in the offseason did not tag him) is aziz

https://instagr.am/p/CrljTm2rUUU
generational talent (and a story of remarkable perseverance)#
And, like you stated elsewhere, letting students in for free to build an amazing atmosphere while investing in the future!!!
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89Bear said:

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89Bear said:


Time for March Madness!!!
89, the key for a deep march madness run is the 13th & final scholly (unless monty bowser decides to head in a different direction, devin askew's instagram story of guys working hard in the offseason did not tag him) is aziz

https://instagr.am/p/CrljTm2rUUU
generational talent (and a story of remarkable perseverance)#
And, like you stated elsewhere, letting students in for free to build an amazing atmosphere while investing in the future!!!
Maybe he was waiting to see if Tyson was going to go to Cal.we can only hope.
Go Bears!
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oskidunker said:

89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

89Bear said:


Time for March Madness!!!
89, the key for a deep march madness run is the 13th & final scholly (unless monty bowser decides to head in a different direction, devin askew's instagram story of guys working hard in the offseason did not tag him) is aziz

https://instagr.am/p/CrljTm2rUUU
generational talent (and a story of remarkable perseverance)#
And, like you stated elsewhere, letting students in for free to build an amazing atmosphere while investing in the future!!!
Maybe he was waiting to see if Tyson was going to go to Cal.we can only hope.
He is supposedly close to Trey Woodbury who has already seen his initial waiver application for a 6th year denied. IMO his best case for support of his mental health would be to play for a HC and staffers that he already has a relationship with. The NCAA is supportive of players mental health and his former HC is now here.

Cal has his former HC a staffer and S&C coach now. There is the support group he could lean on in his case to get a waiver.

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6956bear said:

oskidunker said:

89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

89Bear said:


Time for March Madness!!!
89, the key for a deep march madness run is the 13th & final scholly (unless monty bowser decides to head in a different direction, devin askew's instagram story of guys working hard in the offseason did not tag him) is aziz

https://instagr.am/p/CrljTm2rUUU
generational talent (and a story of remarkable perseverance)#
And, like you stated elsewhere, letting students in for free to build an amazing atmosphere while investing in the future!!!
Maybe he was waiting to see if Tyson was going to go to Cal.we can only hope.
He is supposedly close to Trey Woodbury who has already seen his initial waiver application for a 6th year denied. IMO his best case for support of his mental health would be to play for a HC and staffers that he already has a relationship with. The NCAA is supportive of players mental health and his former HC is now here.

Cal has his former HC a staffer and S&C coach now. There is the support group he could lean on in his case to get a waiver.


that was my original thought. but, of course, a pot of NIL money from any school can pay for a lot of therapy.
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Maybe he was waiting to see if Tyson was going to go to Cal.we can only hope.
dunker, that wuz not a factor, the longer timing of the announcement wuz predicated by his brother jordyn's official visits to asu & okalahoma and whether or not a package deal made sense (at the end of the day it did not)
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oskidunker said:



Maybe he was waiting to see if Tyson was going to go to Cal.we can only hope.
dunker, that wuz not a factor, the longer timing of the announcement wuz predicated by his brother jordyn's official visits to asu & okalahoma and whether or not a package deal made sense (at the end of the day it did not)
Referring to Aziz.
Go Bears!
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that was my original thought. but, of course, a pot of NIL money from any school can pay for a lot of therapy.
graguna, agreed & would also add that cal has the resources to also provide counseling services for its student athletes just like the medical/dental services, mental wellness is a huge topic these days among young people

but in my medical opinion (post grad work at stinson beach trauma unit) the best solution for those struggling with finding their balance is surrounding yourself with people that truly love you, got your best interests in mind at all times & that provide a safe zone for inner personal growth/development

-dr shock
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He is supposedly close to Trey Woodbury who has already seen his initial waiver application for a 6th year denied. IMO his best case for support of his mental health would be to play for a HC and staffers that he already has a relationship with. The NCAA is supportive of players mental health and his former HC is now here.

Cal has his former HC a staffer and S&C coach now. There is the support group he could lean on in his case to get a waiver.
6956, aziz & trey (who is a very unique high level athlete that got zero social media, he's 100% focused on his core values) are very close & in fact scholly room could be available to sign both of them this year

check out ncca statute 15.5.1.7 which would allow coach madsen as a new coach to cal the ability to put monty bowser on a non playing scholly thru his graduation while not participating with the basketball program anymore...this is not running anyone off, monty would still earn his berkeley degree which is worth potentially millions of dollars & the reality is that he's only gonna play walk on minutes with the newly constructed roster

of course bowser could also decide to transfer (the portal closes for undergrads may 11th) to sacramento state in order to get a bunch of playing time but that would be a dumb azz 50 year decision

so yeah mad dog got an ace card in his pocket if he needs 2 (not just 1) schollys
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Referring to Aziz.
ok, got it

aziz's decision making will include the balancing of his mental health with the extreme amounts of nil dollars being offered by strangers & the best path for his nba development with hopefully the value of a college degree from a worldwide elite academic institution also a factor

but money is hard to turn down for a young guy who grew up with precious few material possessions that would likely send a lot of those nil dollars home back to home to his family in senegal

reality is that he wuz a huge upside prospect who struggled at akron, he didn't start to blossom as a player/young man until he got to utah valley & wuz mentored by one of the smartest/tenacious big men of his nba era...if bandaogo develops into a nba lottery pick in berkeley & later signs a 2nd nba contract he's gonna make $100,000,000+ in his career which makes a couple hundred thousands dollars now in nil money seem kinda insignificant

is aziz willing to bet on himself that the 50 year best decision is in berkeley?

one thing is for sure, if aziz bandaogo becomes a bear shocky is gonna get his former 2 floor seats at haas & coach him up on gamedays which realistically is worth a zillion dollars, just ask my yoga buddy jaylen brown


the magic of cal basketball#
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If that happens, you'll get your gas money before the end of the year, Shocky!
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one thing is for sure, if aziz bandaogo becomes a bear shocky is gonna get his former 2 floor seats at haas & coach him up on gamedays which realistically is worth a zillion dollars, just ask my yoga buddy jaylen brown

~Spectemur agendo~
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parentswerebears said:

If that happens, you'll get your gas money before the end of the year, Shocky!
and plus compound interest, teach
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oskidunker said:




Referring to Aziz.
ok, got it

aziz's decision making will include the balancing of his mental health with the extreme amounts of nil dollars being offered by strangers & the best path for his nba development with hopefully the value of a college degree from a worldwide elite academic institution also a factor

but money is hard to turn down for a young guy who grew up with precious few material possessions that would likely send a lot of those nil dollars home back to home to his family in senegal

reality is that he wuz a huge upside prospect who struggled at akron, he didn't start to blossom as a player/young man until he got to utah valley & wuz mentored by one of the smartest/tenacious big men of his nba era...if bandaogo develops into a nba lottery pick in berkeley & later signs a 2nd nba contract he's gonna make $100,000,000+ in his career which makes a couple hundred thousands dollars now in nil money seem kinda insignificant

is aziz willing to bet on himself that the 50 year best decision is in berkeley?

one thing is for sure, if aziz bandaogo becomes a bear shocky is gonna get his former 2 floor seats at haas & coach him up on gamedays which realistically is worth a zillion dollars, just ask my yoga buddy jaylen brown


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Since he has not yet decided maybe the money is not the only thing he is thinking about otherwise he would be gone to the highest bidder.Thanks for the info.
Go Bears!
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so back in the day, vandy is my floor seat guest for the arkansas nit game & that week on the arky board the monster is conversing with a guy that may or may not be bill clinton and we talk in private messages about him flying out to berkeley
https://bearinsider.com/forums/8/topics/11616/72

so the athletic department isn't 100% sure what's going on but to be on the safe side they move my floor seats from directly across the opposing team's head coach's chair (so i can yell at the donut boy of tuscon/criminal dana altman for a non stop 40 minutes) to doug goldman's 2 seats right next to roxy & bill walton doing the broadcast with additional security

long story short, gohogs14 wuzn't bill clinton, shocky & vandy r dumb azzs

anyways, vandy ran track for the bears before he got in the bad but lucrative practice of suing everyone for a living, yeah he's arguably the fastest white boy that could even stay close to javid's chieftien thunder

shut up, shocky#
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another aziz trusted mentor/confidante in berkeley

welcome to the city by the bay jj#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of senegal)
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6956bear said:




He is supposedly close to Trey Woodbury who has already seen his initial waiver application for a 6th year denied. IMO his best case for support of his mental health would be to play for a HC and staffers that he already has a relationship with. The NCAA is supportive of players mental health and his former HC is now here.

Cal has his former HC a staffer and S&C coach now. There is the support group he could lean on in his case to get a waiver.
6956, aziz & trey (who is a very unique high level athlete that got zero social media, he's 100% focused on his core values) are very close & in fact scholly room could be available to sign both of them this year

check out ncca statute 15.5.1.7 which would allow coach madsen as a new coach to cal the ability to put monty bowser on a non playing scholly thru his graduation while not participating with the basketball program anymore...this is not running anyone off, monty would still earn his berkeley degree which is worth potentially millions of dollars & the reality is that he's only gonna play walk on minutes with the newly constructed roster

of course bowser could also decide to transfer (the portal closes for undergrads may 11th) to sacramento state in order to get a bunch of playing time but that would be a dumb azz 50 year decision

so yeah mad dog got an ace card in his pocket if he needs 2 (not just 1) schollys

I am aware of the rule regarding new coaches that would allow Madsen to put a player on non playing scholarship. Sanders is doing this at Colorado to clear out some roster space for his new " furniture".

Both Woodbury and Aziz would need waivers. I think both would be likely given how spineless the NCAA is but not a certainty.

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a national championship trophy hoisted at the epicenter of civil rights, animal advocacy & intellectual capitalism, this is the monster's mad dog dream for the #1 ranked public university in the world



the university of berkeley valley golden bears/wolverines#
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Can't find Azziz in the 247 transfer portal. Why?
Go Bears!
 
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