cal's monster mad dog

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fun fact: doug goldman (berkeley's largest donor family, levi strauss haas legacy, the key to fundraising for a basketball practice facility) sat midcourt at thursday's game with chancellor finalist richard lyons...based upon my conversation with doug at the game i attended during the preseason it does not seem likely a lead donation will happen until knowlton is gone which wuz hopefully also directly communicated to lyons

**** is moving in the right direction

the haas of pain (thrives on student noise & energy)#
^ thx for posting hoop dreams (fellow haas biz school grad), the person in the 1st seat (left in the foto) next to the announcer's table at midcourt on the floor is doug goldman & it appears to me that he's animatedly conversing with chancellor finalist richard lyons

arizona just fired athletic director david heeke, the only move forward to prevent the cal athletic department from also running into an existential financial iceberg is terminating james arthur knowlton, his evil as **** sidekick jennifer simon-o'neil, the non transparent cfo tom lowry (his philosophy is let's borrow tens of millions of dollars from the central campus that will never have future revenues for repayment) & the obstinate markeisha everrett (who to her credit might be coming around to offering FREE tixs for all basketball & football games)

hoops foto shows significantly more students both at center court & also behind the south basket, hopefully they will return in numbers (and bring along their classmates from the #1 ranked public university in the world) this friday nite at haas pavilion for the 7:00 pm tip off against stanford

the magic of cal basketball (cannot happen without student noise & energy)#
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In the greatest comeback in Cal hoops history the fearless Jorge Gutierrez leads the Bears to break the hearts of Stanford fans

Jaylon Tyson is also a heartbreaker (just ask Colorado)

HAAS FRIDAY 7PM

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HoopDreams said:

In the greatest comeback in Cal hoops history the fearless Jorge Gutierrez leads the Bears to break the hearts of Stanford fans

Jaylon Tyson is also a heartbreaker (just ask Colorado)

HAAS FRIDAY 7PM


Needed some more minutes from Max Zhang.

Great game, I was there
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big c, 100%, coach martin once tole me that our guys amped up the aggro alpha male ball when playing in front of the cal football team directly behind the south basket particularly on d in the 2nd half

https://instagr.am/p/BG2c9tghHcW
and so with that being said, when u talk about raucous cal fans, nobody can fire up hoopers more than loud azz football dudes talking ****



jadyn ******* ott for president of ibiza in 2024#



shocky got coach wilcox & the entire football team to haas for this friday nite bb big game (stormin' the floor, where's driscoll?)#
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let's run it back!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2acBkiPVPK/

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2ilnFXvgKT/

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Powe!



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HoopDreams said:

Powe!






I was hoping Madsen would hire him. Maybe he will at some point.
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big c, 100%, coach martin once tole me that our guys amped up the aggro alpha male ball when playing in front of the cal football team directly behind the south basket particularly on d in the 2nd half

https://instagr.am/p/BG2c9tghHcW
and so with that being said, when u talk about raucous cal fans, nobody can fire up hoopers more than loud azz football dudes talking ****



jadyn ******* ott for president of ibiza in 2024#



shocky got coach wilcox & the entire football team to haas for this friday nite bb big game (stormin' the floor, where's driscoll?)#

the haas of pain#
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the magic of cal basketball (requires student energy & litty)#
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(left to right) jalen "give me the ******* basketball" celestine, jaylen "all ****** up" tyson, jaydn "litty" ott, grant "10 boards" newell, fardaws "the watchman" aimaq & keonte "grand larceny" kennedy

epic victory for the cal basketball program with new student fans in the haas of pain

now is the time for EVERYBODY to ask/demand markeisha & knowlton to offer FREE tixs to ALL students for the remaining 4 basketball home games & also the entire 2024 football season at memorial stadium

cal needs to build a pipeline to future season tix buyers & mega donors, the only way this is gonna happen is FREE tixs for ALL students to ALL basketball & football games



yeah berkeley is midnite city

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (that inclusively shares the magic of all basketball & football games via FREE tixs with these remarkable high gpa students that are working their azzs off to earn degrees & build future generational wealth)
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the magic of cal basketball & football thrives on student energy & noise (via FREE tixs inclusively to ALL students earning berkeley degrees & building generational wealth at the #1 ranked public university in the world)
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Haas was rocking and students showed out





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yeah it's gonna take haas biz ad ingenuity to save cal athletics as we move forward into the acc, INNOVATION that includes FREE tixs for ALL student to all football & basketball games

yeah richard is also a haas biz ad grad, that's nando's path in life too...relying on worthless bureaucrats that are non berkeley grad dumb azzs like knowlton, simon-o'neil, markeisha, lowry etc. isn't working as the athletic department heads towards an existential financial iceberg

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad) for athletic director in 2024!!!#
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yeah it's gonna take haas biz ad ingenuity to save cal athletics as we move forward into the acc, INNOVATION that includes FREE tixs for ALL student to all football & basketball games

yeah richard is also a haas biz ad grad, that's nando's path in life too...relying on worthless bureaucrats that are non berkeley grad dumb azzs like knowlton, simon-o'neil, markeisha, lowry etc. isn't working as the athletic department heads towards an existential financial iceberg

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad) for athletic director in 2024!!!#


Lyons was a Cal undergrad (MIT PhD) too.
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calumnus said:

Shocky1 said:


yeah it's gonna take haas biz ad ingenuity to save cal athletics as we move forward into the acc, INNOVATION that includes FREE tixs for ALL student to all football & basketball games

yeah richard is also a haas biz ad grad, that's nando's path in life too...relying on worthless bureaucrats that are non berkeley grad dumb azzs like knowlton, simon-o'neil, markeisha, lowry etc. isn't working as the athletic department heads towards an existential financial iceberg

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad) for athletic director in 2024!!!#


Lyons was a Cal undergrad (MIT PhD) too.


Just promote him to AD. If we can't fire Knowlton, why not just demote him to co-AD with no decision making power?
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calumnus said:

Shocky1 said:


yeah it's gonna take haas biz ad ingenuity to save cal athletics as we move forward into the acc, INNOVATION that includes FREE tixs for ALL student to all football & basketball games

yeah richard is also a haas biz ad grad, that's nando's path in life too...relying on worthless bureaucrats that are non berkeley grad dumb azzs like knowlton, simon-o'neil, markeisha, lowry etc. isn't working as the athletic department heads towards an existential financial iceberg

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad) for athletic director in 2024!!!#


Lyons was a Cal undergrad (MIT PhD) too.


Just promote him to AD. If we can't fire Knowlton, why not just demote him to co-AD with no decision making power?


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6. tell markeisha she can't attend any more tarp seating seminars
7. rightsize the # of sports teams
8. balance the budget, cease the current financial tsunami practice of borrowing millions
9. promote andrew mcgraw to athletic director

cal's monster class#
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translation: coach madsen is anticipating markeisha doing the right thing today & announcing that the remaining home games against usc, ucla, oregon & oregon state will result in FREE tixs to all students

hopefully nothing is gonna be lost in translation



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We have to hit the road and play the Arizona schools this week. When we return to Haas to host the LA schools, the UCLA game will be played on FOX. Hopefully, we won some fans over from the Stanford game. However, we HAVE to get free tickets for this home stand!
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foxy, 100% re: the free student tixs but keep in mind knowlton notes are ghostwritten by a ******* idiot with the perspective that the reader is also dumb as ****...and that's why there's never any mention of financial issues in knowlton notes, just worthless updates re: the quidditch program's glorious victory over the munich bisexual broomstricks on an exciting golden snitch catch in overtime!



wut r the biggest ****show comments by markeisha & knowlton?

*****when the pac 12 fell apart, markeisha issued a statement that cal still stands for racial justice & diversity...wut?

*****when it appeared there wuz no path forward for cal athletics, makeisha/knowlton issued a statement that "they were not sitting on sidelines" doing nothing when literally everybody with knowledge of the conference realignment situation knew that's exactly what they were doing

*****at cal's 1st home football game with 25,000+ empty seats at memorial stadium markeisa/knowlton declared that the student section wuz "sold out"...worthless bureaucrats set really low metrics as goals & then claim that those sorry azz goals have been achieved

*****when cal joined the acc markeisha/knowlton issued a statement that the department wuz "donating" 70% of future media rights revenues until almost 2030 to our new conference "partners"...if it's a donation, why don't they rescind that donation & keep the money?

*****coach madsen in his early days stated that the practice basketball facility wuz gonna break ground...that wuz based on actual lies by knowlton to mark re: the status of the facility which is dead in the water right now until knowlton is fired & doug goldman can be brought back on board for a $10,000,000+ lead donation (which he has pulled off the table since the cal's monster class era)
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2p91sIu1zE/

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https://instagr.am/p/C090vLpO8wx
parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:

shocky: excuse me miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?

texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from right): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby

shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!

yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a cal, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?

shocky: wut's ur gpa?


IMPORTANT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE TO JAYLON TYSON (if ur not jaylon plz close ur eyes or something)

the tech cheerleader that wuz macking on me in shreveport wuz NOT brenley, ok?...look, u can't believe everything jaydn ott tells u, got it?...so quit telling ur boyz ur gonna kick my azz, thank you

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markeisha watch: no news re: FREE tixs for the final 4 home games as of this evening

don't be a dumb azz#
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friendly reminder to coach madsen re: our conversation with hoop dreams in the tunnel at memorial stadium while the football team bears got amped up re: 2024 walk on recruiting priorities

dom arigato (let's pack haas)#
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Shocky ... if you are going to the asu game maybe don't sit in the "inferno" section:

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listen to the students scream & insane energy in this video against seattle (judging by the decibels u would think it wuz duke), grand canyon university got zero basketball history & competes for fans with asu & the phoenix suns yet still average 7,000+ per game

all gcu students are offered FREE tickets to all sporting events including basketball with a valid student id card, the athletic department has made it as easy as possible to become a lifetime fan of the antelopes

the fact that the obstinate markeisha who wuz handpicked by james arthur knowlton (literally the worst athletic director in the united states) have not offered FREE tixs for the remaining 4 home basketball games & the 2024 football season is collegiate marketing malpractice

yeah stupid as **** people making stupid as **** decisions

this could be cal basketball (and this wuz cal basketball back in the cal monster class era)#

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Michelle career high with 21 pts on 9-11 shooting including 3-3 FTs, plus 6 rebounds, a block and great defense

no ucla players were scoring in the post, but unfortunately Osborne put on her supergirl cape and went off for 32 pts

Michelle has improved a ton this season

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defense wins college basketball games (big win in the desert)#
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Are students still getting in for free?
https://instagr.am/p/C0FjQk3v7NW
yes, students are still getting in for free at the university of san francisco in their marketing efforts to create gameday student energy & building a pipeline to a future season tix holder fanbase & mega donors

no, the obstinate markeisha & dumb as **** knowlton haven't made any annoucement re: free tixs for this upcoming week's battles against usc & ucla at haas pavilion

don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz)#
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mark, u need to schedule an urgent meeting with knowlton & markeisha and tell them it's imperative that ALL students be offered FREE tixs for the remaining pac 12 games at haas once the students return to berkeley for the spring semester...maybe offer to pay for the cost of these tixs to show them the seriousness of this issue, ok?

me & hoop dreams discussed with u in the tunnel at memorial stadium while the bears football players prepared to storm the field this fall the importance of bringing in an asian walk on to create student (and existing fanbase) interest, this needs to be a PRIORITY for this offseason in identifying the right candidate

lastly, would recommend bringing in one of ur nba scouting connections for a talk with the team, there seems to be a misperception that u can get paid playing professional basketball without playing elite man to man lockdown defense...and yeah bench guys who can't get it done on the d end of the court

maddog in the haas#

cal's monster class top priority target for the 2024 class is athletic 6'9" 230 lbs quifang pang from powerhouse christ the king high school in middle village, new york

pang got elite ball skillz but most importantly he got a good ponytail

yeah elite scoring point guard jeremiah wilkinson distributing/facilitating pang in a fast paced nba developmental styled program that allows players to innovate offensively would be a beautiful thing in the diverse san francisco bay area



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including china)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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Shocky, will we be able to get Qin Pang to Cal??
 
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