hanky1 said:
Listen up everybody. I am a liberal Democrat. Let me repeat. I am a liberal Democrat. I am about to give advice regarding appropriate health measures. Please make sure all news networks get this message, particularly Fox, OAN, and Newsmax, and double particularly Tucker Carlson.
It has been shown by many university studies and we know that universities are all liberal, that blowing your brains out is very bad for your health. It has higher than a 99% fatality rate according to liberal university researchers. Health officials of the fascist, liberal variety are begging you not to blow your brains out. Further, the rumors that the Democrats have implanted devices in your brain that will cause all conservatives to report to Bill and Hillary Clinton so they can perform illicit acts on them and the only way to save yourself from such a fate is to blow your brains out are completely unfounded.
Do not panic. There is hope. I am proposing a law that strips you of your God given, second amendment right to bear your arms to blow your brains out. Yes, some will say it is paternalistic, but the government knows this is best for you. And while you may say it isn't my business if you blow your brains out, someone needs to clean up that mess and it won't be you.
Please again. Don't blow your brains out. Help is on the way. Liberal, paternalistic, Democratic, government help. Thank you for your compliance.
2022 and 2024 are now in the bag.