Some more funny lines::
1) "You come at the king, you best not miss." Omar Little (say this one a lot)
2) "The dude abides"
3) "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [insert]"
4) "We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
5) "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
6) Party on, dudes
7) I'll have what she's having.
8) All righty then.
9) So you're telling me there's a chance.
10) Whatever (both Canadian Bacon and Clueless)
11) Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
12) I'm kind of a big deal
13) Anne Murray, all day, every day
14) I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.
15) The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick
1) "You come at the king, you best not miss." Omar Little (say this one a lot)
2) "The dude abides"
3) "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [insert]"
4) "We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
5) "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
6) Party on, dudes
7) I'll have what she's having.
8) All righty then.
9) So you're telling me there's a chance.
10) Whatever (both Canadian Bacon and Clueless)
11) Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
12) I'm kind of a big deal
13) Anne Murray, all day, every day
14) I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.
15) The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick