Some more funny lines::
1) "You come at the king, you best not miss." Omar Little (say this one a lot)
2) "The dude abides"
3) "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [insert]"
4) "We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
5) "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
6) Party on, dudes
7) I'll have what she's having.
8) All righty then.
9) So you're telling me there's a chance.
10) Whatever (both Canadian Bacon and Clueless)
11) Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
12) I'm kind of a big deal
13) Anne Murray, all day, every day
14) I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.
15) The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick

Even if you beat me fat man, I'm better than you.

Nobody fu*cks with the Jesus

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory.

Charlie don't surf!

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

He said, "The Sheriff is near!"

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Baby you are so talented. And they are so dumb.

"They said you was hung."
"And they was right."

Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!

Terminate with extreme prejudice!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Son. (Animal House)

Are you saying our Lord can't hit a curve ball? (Major League)

"Feed me Seymour...."

"Come with me if you want to live"

"That no moon"

"Yippie Ki Yay Mother________s"

"Flying through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops boy"

"Do want to build a snowman?"

"Viva Las Vegas...."

Just a few off the top of my head that weren't mentioned

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn (Gone with The Wind)

Did you know diarrhea is inherited? No! Yes, it runs in the genes

Do you know why they call women's Premenstrual Syndrome PMS

No, Why?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken

I'll be back.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. It's very cold in space.

Kaaaaahhhhhnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UrsusTexicanus said:

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I'll be back.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. It's very cold in space.

Kaaaaahhhhhnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There is a guy who owns a deli near my house. He has vanity plates on his two identical model cars (different colors). One is "Kiiiirk" and the other is "Khaaaan". Makes me laugh every time I see them.

'This aint Dodge City and you aint Bill Hickock'

'I said I had no use for them (hand guns), I never said I didn't know how to use one.'

'Why don't you do something to help me'

'Lot of weather we're having lately'.

'Hey Cupcakes, there's room for both of us, take him down'.

a few more:

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"Round up the usual suspects."

"We'll always have Paris."

"You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women."

"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."

"Yes, and when you're slapped, you'll take it, and like it."

"You're a pretty tough kid, but you ain't dangerous."

Veldini: "You're looking good, Eagle."

Eagle: "I mean this one, Veldini."

Houston, we have a problem.

My wife, a retired 5th grade teacher, showed that movie every year before her class field trip to Chabot Observatory. Made her cry every time when they returned safely.

"Your mouthwash ain't making it"......ok, not one Clint's better lines in the Dirty Harry series. How bout Moe of the Stooges......well, it was my idea and it was a bad idea. It was a real bad idea. And dovetailing back to Chinatown, Jake saying. " if you believe that, you are dumber than you think I think you are."

Grimes: Mister, you've got alot of hard bark on you walkin' down here like this. Now, I owe you. You put two holes in me.

John Russell: Usually enough for most of 'em.

Grimes: Don't try it again, that Vaquero is more than a fair hand.

Grimes: You got the money?

John Russell: Guess I brought my dirty laundry down by mistake.

Grimes: Let me see it.

John Russell: Look for yourself.

Grimes: [opens bag, pulls out a handful of clothes] Well now, what'ya suppose hell's gonna look like?

John Russell: We all die, just a question of when.



Jessie: And we got him a marble headstone. It had his name on it, and underneath, we had them put, "In the Fullness of His Years." Is that all right with you?

John Russell: I'll settle for that. I'm not on the slab.

Jessie: Well, what do you figure yours is going to read?

John Russell: "Shot Dead," probably.

Jessie: Don't people take to you, Mr. Russell?

John Russell: It only takes who doesn't.


Audra Favor: I can't imagine eating a dog and not thinking anything of it.

John Russell: You even been hungry, lady? Not just ready for supper. Hungry enough so that your belly swells?

Audra Favor: I wouldn't care how hungry I got. I know I wouldn't eat one of those camp dogs.

John Russell: You'd eat it. You'd fight for the bones, too.

Audra Favor: Have you ever eaten a dog, Mr. Russell?

John Russell: Eaten one and lived like one.

Audra Favor: Dear me.

the germans wore gray, you wore blue

You jump, I jump

We need a bigger boat

To infinity, and beyond!

Never tell me the odds.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

it's a dangerous business going out your front door

Second star to the right, and straight on till morning

Sometimes you gotta lose to win

tomorrow is another day!

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it

That's great kid, don't get cocky

Zuzu's petals? Zuzu's petals!

A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

I am a river to my people.

"It's a trap"

"Here's looking at you kid"

"Let the Wookiee win"

Remember, the force will be with you.... always"

"Hakuna Matata"

"It's in hole...."

"Just .....a bit outside "

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Speaking of knives...

Rules? In a knife fight?

(surely more good ones as well from "BC&SK")

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Was too many to list!

From True Grit: New Pepper: "I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fatten". Rooster Cogburn: "Fill your hand!"

This is a fun thread

"Who ya gonna call?"

"He slimed me...."

"Don't cross the streams!!!"

"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


From the land of television

"How youuu doing?"

"Challenge Accepted!!!"

"Luuuucy....."

"Ayyyyyyyyyeeeee"

"Bazinga"

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

Hello .... Newman...."

"Good evening everybody"
Response "Normmmmmmm"

"Wishing you all a good day and good mental health"

Wait till Otis sees us....he loves us.

I'm walkin' here!





Those aren't Pillows!!



Anybody want a peanut?

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Inconceivable!

My daughter! My sister! My daughter! My sister!

They're baaaack.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Show me the money

I see dead people

You had me at hello

Say "hello" to my little friend

Soylent Green is people!

Whose on first? I dunno know. That's right.
They keep dragging me back in.
Fredo's dead to me.
Work, work, work....where's my secretary?
Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station?
Dude, where's my car?
We rob banks.
She: My name is ***** Galore
He: I must be dreaming.

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Whose on first? I dunno know. That's right.
They keep dragging me back in.
Fredo's dead to me.
Work, work, work....where's my secretary?
Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station?
Dude, where's my car?
We rob banks.
She: My name is ***** Galore
He: I must be dreaming.

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calgldnbear said:

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"Feed me Seymour...."

"Come with me if you want to live"

"That no moon"

"Yippie Ki Yay Mother________s"

"Flying through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops boy"

"Do want to build a snowman?"

"Viva Las Vegas...."

Just a few off the top of my head that weren't mentioned

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Two more from Casablanca:
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Louie, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship".
And my favorite from Star Wars:
"Luke, I am your father"