Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside
AunBear89 said:
It's the average IQ of BI conservative posters.
Karen003, Kelly, and GoldenOnenote all lower the average significantly.
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) February 3, 2024
dimitrig said:concordtom said:bearister said:
….but if you factor in that he played a decent amount of football growing up (high school, college and 21 pro games NFL/CFL) and probably took more than a few cycles of roids for football/his movie roles, one could argue he had a decent run.
I thought 76 WAS a decent run - regardless!
I have been counting high school friends who've been dying, and we're just mid-50's.
Another called me today to tell me his liver disease has been upgraded to Stage 3.
Prepare to meet your makers!
76 is the average age of a BI poster
Aston “Family Man” Barrett, former bassist and bandleader of Bob Marley & The Wailers, has died at the age of 77. He is survived by his 41 children. https://t.co/gbKhrNryKz pic.twitter.com/ELbqtr2mQG
— CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) February 3, 2024
Eastern Oregon Bear said:
King Charles III...
Too soon?
Cal88 said:
One of the young guys I hired at a job I had a while back was from Trinidad, his grandmother has had 13 children from 11 different men.
bearister said:
"A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children#:~:text=A%20Russian%20woman%20named%20Valentina,a%20total%20of%2027%20births.
*According to legend, Feodor had to tie a bale of hay to his rear end to avoid falling in.
bearister said:
"A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children#:~:text=A%20Russian%20woman%20named%20Valentina,a%20total%20of%2027%20births.
*According to legend, Feodor had to tie a bale of hay to his rear end to avoid falling in.
#BREAKING: Famous singer found dead at 25 https://t.co/8YJOEvcmRi pic.twitter.com/AsWuauex10
— The US Sun (@TheSunUS) February 8, 2024
concordtom said:
Laughing in the obituaries thread is not allowed.
Now then, who is this famous person who died?
Jerry Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy, Jim Gaffigan and Fred Armisen in UNFROSTED: THE POP-TART STORY.
— Netflix (@netflix) February 1, 2024
Written and directed by Seinfeld, this is the story of two sworn cereal rivals racing to create a pastry that will change the face of breakfast forever. pic.twitter.com/5LQAdMYpXH
Grand Rapids man, inventor of Pop-Tarts, dies at 96 https://t.co/K95GeA2aVx
— MLive (@MLive) February 14, 2024
concordtom said:
Yeah. He got his own thread.
bearister said:concordtom said:
Yeah. He got his own thread.
…and that kind of defiance to The Edict of 2/7/21 (which castrated me since, being Irish, am the one most obsessed with obituaries) needs to be stomped out lest we have a BI societal breakdown.
concordtom said:
Yeah. He got his own thread.
Much like dumb Americans assume Biden must be good because he isn't Trump, dumb Americans presume Navalny must have been good because he opposed Putin. The truth is somewhat more complicated than that, but incurious Americans aren't really interested in that.Big C said:
This is kind of a big one:
Alexei Navalny, Russian dissident and the most well-known critic of Vladimir Putin, reportedly dies in a Russian prison in Siberia at age 47. See this weekend's discussion which I hopefully seeded, on the Ukraine thread.
Darling of the West Navalny and his neo-Nazi parades pic.twitter.com/y45SFZ2dBQ
— HOT SPOT (@HotSpotHotSpot) February 16, 2024
— Ghadi Francis | غدي فرنسيس (@ghadifrancis) February 17, 2024
Genocide Joe said:Much like dumb Americans assume Biden must be good because he isn't Trump, dumb Americans presume Navalny must have been good because he opposed Putin. The truth is somewhat more complicated than that, but incurious Americans aren't really interested in that.Big C said:
This is kind of a big one:
Alexei Navalny, Russian dissident and the most well-known critic of Vladimir Putin, reportedly dies in a Russian prison in Siberia at age 47. See this weekend's discussion which I hopefully seeded, on the Ukraine thread.Darling of the West Navalny and his neo-Nazi parades pic.twitter.com/y45SFZ2dBQ
— HOT SPOT (@HotSpotHotSpot) February 16, 2024— Ghadi Francis | غدي فرنسيس (@ghadifrancis) February 17, 2024
dajo9 said:
The Owasso police won't release the autopsy of 16 year old non-binary Nex Benedict who died the day after being beaten in a school bathroom. The police released a statement saying they didn't die of trauma.
The police are involved in a cover up.
The school is involved in a cover up.
Time for the Feds to get involved
We've got to do something about liberal disinformation. I propose that President Bo Duke immediately remand dajo9 to one of his re-education camps after he assumes office in January.dajo9 said:
16 year old Nex Benedict died in Oklahoma, a victim of right wing stochastic terrorism. Benedict was non-binary in Owasso school district in Oklahoma. Right wing stochastic terrorist, Chaya Raichik, of Libs of TikTok, targeted a teacher in the Owasso school district in 2022. That teacher resigned after extensive harassment. The non-binary student Nex Benedict was beaten by 3 students in a school bathroom. Benedict died the following day though the school never called an ambulance and never reported the assault.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18/2224306/-Libs-of-TikTok-targeted-a-district-then-a-non-binary-student-was-killed-on-campus
Quote:
It is not clear if or how the fight contributed to Nex's death. Police in Owasso have not called the investigation criminal and said Wednesday that early autopsy findings indicate Nex did not die as a result of trauma.
"Preliminary information from the medical examiner's office is that a complete autopsy was performed and indicated that the decedent did not die as a result of trauma," Owasso police said in a release Wednesday.
Police declined to make any further comments on the cause of death "until toxicology results and other ancillary testing results are received."
https://media1.tenor.com/m/rEHfI6804FsAAAAC/catherine-bach-daisy-dukes.gifQuote:
On February 7, a physical altercation in an Owasso High School West campus bathroom was broken up by students and a faculty member, according to Owasso police. All students walked to the assistant principal's office and the nurse's office, police said. After contacting parents and guardians and conducting health evaluations, a nurse suggested Nex be taken to a hospital for further care.
Are you always so gullible about police and government pronouncements?Genocide Joe said:We've got to do something about liberal disinformation. I propose that President Bo Duke immediately remand dajo9 to one of his re-education camps after he assumes office in January.dajo9 said:
16 year old Nex Benedict died in Oklahoma, a victim of right wing stochastic terrorism. Benedict was non-binary in Owasso school district in Oklahoma. Right wing stochastic terrorist, Chaya Raichik, of Libs of TikTok, targeted a teacher in the Owasso school district in 2022. That teacher resigned after extensive harassment. The non-binary student Nex Benedict was beaten by 3 students in a school bathroom. Benedict died the following day though the school never called an ambulance and never reported the assault.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18/2224306/-Libs-of-TikTok-targeted-a-district-then-a-non-binary-student-was-killed-on-campus
https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/us/oklahoma-teen-death-school-fight/index.htmlQuote:
It is not clear if or how the fight contributed to Nex's death. Police in Owasso have not called the investigation criminal and said Wednesday that early autopsy findings indicate Nex did not die as a result of trauma.
"Preliminary information from the medical examiner's office is that a complete autopsy was performed and indicated that the decedent did not die as a result of trauma," Owasso police said in a release Wednesday.
Police declined to make any further comments on the cause of death "until toxicology results and other ancillary testing results are received."Quote:
On February 7, a physical altercation in an Owasso High School West campus bathroom was broken up by students and a faculty member, according to Owasso police. All students walked to the assistant principal's office and the nurse's office, police said. After contacting parents and guardians and conducting health evaluations, a nurse suggested Nex be taken to a hospital for further care.
bearister said:
"And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me"
-Keith Richards/Mick Jagger