Obituaries

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No, when they booted helltopay1's pasty White @$$ outa here, it lowered it to 62.
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It's the average IQ of BI conservative posters.


Karen003, Kelly, and GoldenOnenote all lower the average significantly.
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AunBear89 said:

It's the average IQ of BI conservative posters.


Karen003, Kelly, and GoldenOnenote all lower the average significantly.


Hopefully, things will be better for you in the future, and you won't feel the need to insult and project your anger, sadness, fear and frustration onto others. Take care and get better. There is always hope for a better tomorrow.
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dimitrig said:

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….but if you factor in that he played a decent amount of football growing up (high school, college and 21 pro games NFL/CFL) and probably took more than a few cycles of roids for football/his movie roles, one could argue he had a decent run.


I thought 76 WAS a decent run - regardless!

I have been counting high school friends who've been dying, and we're just mid-50's.
Another called me today to tell me his liver disease has been upgraded to Stage 3.

Prepare to meet your makers!





76 is the average age of a BI poster




The only reason it is even that low is that the third graders who post here* bring the average way down.





* third graders like me, if we can count mental age!
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One of the young guys I hired at a job I had a while back was from Trinidad, his grandmother has had 13 children from 11 different men.
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King Charles III...

Too soon?
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Eastern Oregon Bear said:

King Charles III...

Too soon?


List of premature obituaries - Wikipedia


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries
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Cal88 said:

One of the young guys I hired at a job I had a while back was from Trinidad, his grandmother has had 13 children from 11 different men.


I met some Latina who said her grandfather had 48 children from 4 women (equally distributed, 12 each). This was like 25 years ago. I couldn't believe it. She stood by it. She had scores of first cousins she had no idea about.
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"A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children#:~:text=A%20Russian%20woman%20named%20Valentina,a%20total%20of%2027%20births.

*According to legend, Feodor had to tie a bale of hay to his rear end to avoid falling in.
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bearister said:

"A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children#:~:text=A%20Russian%20woman%20named%20Valentina,a%20total%20of%2027%20births.

*According to legend, Feodor had to tie a bale of hay to his rear end to avoid falling in.


I guess that's one way Russia can win the war of attrition with Ukraine.
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bearister said:

"A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children#:~:text=A%20Russian%20woman%20named%20Valentina,a%20total%20of%2027%20births.

*According to legend, Feodor had to tie a bale of hay to his rear end to avoid falling in.


I don't believe that.

I mean, allow me to be specific: I don't believe the children total.

I do believe the bale of hay and falling in bit.
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Famous Singer was one of the greatest singers of all time and one of the most famous!

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Laughing in the obituaries thread is not allowed.

Now then, who is this famous person who died?
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concordtom said:

Laughing in the obituaries thread is not allowed.

Now then, who is this famous person who died?

concordtom, i'm glad to see you flexing your Obituaries thread muscles

take charge, you brute
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Poke my eyes one more time, mother ****er, and you'll end up in the RIP thread... Try me...


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World marathon record holder Kelvin Kiptum, 24, dies in a car crash



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This is kind of a big one:

Alexei Navalny, Russian dissident and the most well-known critic of Vladimir Putin, reportedly dies in a Russian prison in Siberia at age 47. See this weekend's discussion which I hopefully seeded, on the Ukraine thread.
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Yeah. He got his own thread.
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concordtom said:

Yeah. He got his own thread.

…and that kind of defiance to The Edict of 2/7/21 (which castrated me since, being Irish, am the one most obsessed with obituaries) needs to be stomped out lest we have a BI societal breakdown.




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bearister said:

concordtom said:

Yeah. He got his own thread.

…and that kind of defiance to The Edict of 2/7/21 (which castrated me since, being Irish, am the one most obsessed with obituaries) needs to be stomped out lest we have a BI societal breakdown.







Yes, I think I have previously amended the rules that only the Death of Trump gets his own thread.

I suppose I got carried away with Putin killing his primary political opponent, something which Trump had in a roundabout way pleaded the courts he should be allowed to do.

Thus when Putin assassinates, it's like Trump assassinating, and that's kinda like Trump getting assassinaTED, so, see, it kinda fits, doesn't it??

Hell! New rule!
Trump and Death always gets its own thread!!!



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concordtom said:

Yeah. He got his own thread.

Ha, I didn't see it. Yes, the Navalny situation deserves its own thread. Hard to believe that some American public figures refuse to condemn Putin. Actually, I can believe it, considering, but it just boggles my mind that we've come to this.
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Big C said:


This is kind of a big one:

Alexei Navalny, Russian dissident and the most well-known critic of Vladimir Putin, reportedly dies in a Russian prison in Siberia at age 47. See this weekend's discussion which I hopefully seeded, on the Ukraine thread.
Much like dumb Americans assume Biden must be good because he isn't Trump, dumb Americans presume Navalny must have been good because he opposed Putin. The truth is somewhat more complicated than that, but incurious Americans aren't really interested in that.



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Genocide Joe said:

Big C said:


This is kind of a big one:

Alexei Navalny, Russian dissident and the most well-known critic of Vladimir Putin, reportedly dies in a Russian prison in Siberia at age 47. See this weekend's discussion which I hopefully seeded, on the Ukraine thread.
Much like dumb Americans assume Biden must be good because he isn't Trump, dumb Americans presume Navalny must have been good because he opposed Putin. The truth is somewhat more complicated than that, but incurious Americans aren't really interested in that.





Agree (about Navalny). PBS News Hour seems to think that the most complex thought an American is capable of comprehending is "an enemy of an enemy is a friend". Either that, or they have a narrative they are pushing. Hmmm...
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16 year old Nex Benedict died in Oklahoma, a victim of right wing stochastic terrorism. Benedict was non-binary in Owasso school district in Oklahoma. Right wing stochastic terrorist, Chaya Raichik, of Libs of TikTok, targeted a teacher in the Owasso school district in 2022. That teacher resigned after extensive harassment. The non-binary student Nex Benedict was beaten by 3 students in a school bathroom. Benedict died the following day though the school never called an ambulance and never reported the assault.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18/2224306/-Libs-of-TikTok-targeted-a-district-then-a-non-binary-student-was-killed-on-campus
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The Owasso police won't release the autopsy of 16 year old non-binary Nex Benedict who died the day after being beaten in a school bathroom. The police released a statement saying they didn't die of trauma.

The police are involved in a cover up.
The school is involved in a cover up.

Time for the Feds to get involved
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dajo9 said:

The Owasso police won't release the autopsy of 16 year old non-binary Nex Benedict who died the day after being beaten in a school bathroom. The police released a statement saying they didn't die of trauma.

The police are involved in a cover up.
The school is involved in a cover up.

Time for the Feds to get involved


It is odd that they went to the hospital, were released, and died the next day. Logically, this more than likely resulted from the beating (just like deaths that evening or the next day resulted from the covid vaccine).
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dajo9 said:

16 year old Nex Benedict died in Oklahoma, a victim of right wing stochastic terrorism. Benedict was non-binary in Owasso school district in Oklahoma. Right wing stochastic terrorist, Chaya Raichik, of Libs of TikTok, targeted a teacher in the Owasso school district in 2022. That teacher resigned after extensive harassment. The non-binary student Nex Benedict was beaten by 3 students in a school bathroom. Benedict died the following day though the school never called an ambulance and never reported the assault.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18/2224306/-Libs-of-TikTok-targeted-a-district-then-a-non-binary-student-was-killed-on-campus
We've got to do something about liberal disinformation. I propose that President Bo Duke immediately remand dajo9 to one of his re-education camps after he assumes office in January.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/us/oklahoma-teen-death-school-fight/index.html

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It is not clear if or how the fight contributed to Nex's death. Police in Owasso have not called the investigation criminal and said Wednesday that early autopsy findings indicate Nex did not die as a result of trauma.

"Preliminary information from the medical examiner's office is that a complete autopsy was performed and indicated that the decedent did not die as a result of trauma," Owasso police said in a release Wednesday.

Police declined to make any further comments on the cause of death "until toxicology results and other ancillary testing results are received."
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On February 7, a physical altercation in an Owasso High School West campus bathroom was broken up by students and a faculty member, according to Owasso police. All students walked to the assistant principal's office and the nurse's office, police said. After contacting parents and guardians and conducting health evaluations, a nurse suggested Nex be taken to a hospital for further care.
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Genocide Joe said:

dajo9 said:

16 year old Nex Benedict died in Oklahoma, a victim of right wing stochastic terrorism. Benedict was non-binary in Owasso school district in Oklahoma. Right wing stochastic terrorist, Chaya Raichik, of Libs of TikTok, targeted a teacher in the Owasso school district in 2022. That teacher resigned after extensive harassment. The non-binary student Nex Benedict was beaten by 3 students in a school bathroom. Benedict died the following day though the school never called an ambulance and never reported the assault.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18/2224306/-Libs-of-TikTok-targeted-a-district-then-a-non-binary-student-was-killed-on-campus
We've got to do something about liberal disinformation. I propose that President Bo Duke immediately remand dajo9 to one of his re-education camps after he assumes office in January.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/us/oklahoma-teen-death-school-fight/index.html

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It is not clear if or how the fight contributed to Nex's death. Police in Owasso have not called the investigation criminal and said Wednesday that early autopsy findings indicate Nex did not die as a result of trauma.

"Preliminary information from the medical examiner's office is that a complete autopsy was performed and indicated that the decedent did not die as a result of trauma," Owasso police said in a release Wednesday.

Police declined to make any further comments on the cause of death "until toxicology results and other ancillary testing results are received."
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On February 7, a physical altercation in an Owasso High School West campus bathroom was broken up by students and a faculty member, according to Owasso police. All students walked to the assistant principal's office and the nurse's office, police said. After contacting parents and guardians and conducting health evaluations, a nurse suggested Nex be taken to a hospital for further care.


Are you always so gullible about police and government pronouncements?

The Feds should investigate and see what is going on there.
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bearister said:


"And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me"
-Keith Richards/Mick Jagger


You had to ruin the dream, didn't you bearister?
 
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