Trump picks JD Vance (39) for VP

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In reply to dajo9 • 3:24p, 7/26/24
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Will the media ask JD Vance why he searches for dolphin porn?


Because he replied to a comedic picture with "maybe the Internet was a mistake?". GTFOH. I really should ignore you so I can get my 45 seconds back.


Because his screen showed he was searching for dolphin porn


It just showed he searched for the words dolphin and woman, perhaps to find an image he had previously come across. You are lame.


Ok. So JD Vance was searching for "dolphin" and "woman" when he found and reposted a an image of a dolphin humping a woman. What a weirdo.


Yes, it was a joke and the image isn't really that bad. You are incredibly lame.
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3:28p, 7/26/24
I just hope he had a committed relationship with one couch and it wasn't one nightstand.
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3:51p, 7/26/24
Very powerful thread....

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6:46p, 7/26/24
Tell someone you love them and try to have a good day
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In reply to dajo9 • 7:10p, 7/26/24
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I just hope he had a committed relationship with one couch and it wasn't one nightstand.
Was the nightstand on the right side of the couch or the left side? I would imagine it would matter to ottoman.
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In reply to GoOskie • 7:18p, 7/26/24
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dajo9 said:
I just hope he had a committed relationship with one couch and it wasn't one nightstand.
Was the nightstand on the right side of the couch or the left side? I would imagine it would matter to ottoman.


Is there any sliver of truth to the couch story or is it just made up left wing mularkey?
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In reply to oski003 • 7:19p, 7/26/24
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GoOskie said:
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I just hope he had a committed relationship with one couch and it wasn't one nightstand.
Was the nightstand on the right side of the couch or the left side? I would imagine it would matter to ottoman.


Is there any sliver of truth to the couch story or is it just made up left wing mularkey?


We'll have to wait until Vance addresses it. Has Vance issued a denial?
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7:23p, 7/26/24
Completely true. He wanted to procreate and have little love seats.
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In reply to dajo9 • 7:41p, 7/26/24
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oski003 said:
GoOskie said:
dajo9 said:
I just hope he had a committed relationship with one couch and it wasn't one nightstand.
Was the nightstand on the right side of the couch or the left side? I would imagine it would matter to ottoman.


Is there any sliver of truth to the couch story or is it just made up left wing mularkey?


We'll have to wait until Vance addresses it. Has Vance issued a denial?


Got it. Made up left wing mularkey, right up dumbo's alley.
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7:52p, 7/26/24
Many people are saying. . .
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In reply to movielover • 9:28p, 7/26/24
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Do you agree w Kamala's stances on a:

- completely Open Border
- Defund Police
- no private health care
- let Antifa and BLM run wild

Maybe I've fallen into the trap you've set:

I don't know why I'm helping you people. None of the above are her current stances. Much better to attack her for changing her stances to suit her most current ambitions. At least then you would be on target.

There. You're welcome.
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In reply to Big C • 9:38p, 7/26/24
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movielover said:
Do you agree w Kamala's stances on a:

- completely Open Border
- Defund Police
- no private health care
- let Antifa and BLM run wild

Maybe I've fallen into the trap you've set:

I don't know why I'm helping you people. None of the above are her current stances. Much better to attack her for changing her stances to suit her most current ambitions. At least then you would be on target.

There. You're welcome.


Unlike Vance, who is being criticized for comments made 8 years ago, Kamala is being criticized for her political record, most of which is very recent. It is completely valid to expect her presidency to be a reflection of her political record.
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3:54a, 7/27/24
I haven't followed this Vance sofa affair bit. Who wants to explain it to me?
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In reply to concordtom • 5:28a, 7/27/24
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I haven't followed this Vance sofa affair bit. Who wants to explain it to me?


Glad you asked. A rumor circulated that JD Vance wrote about having sex with a sofa. The AP wrote a fact-check saying the rumor is untrue. But then, AP deleted the fact check. Does that mean the story is true? JD Vance has not denied the rumor.
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In reply to dajo9 • 7:38a, 7/27/24
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concordtom said:
I haven't followed this Vance sofa affair bit. Who wants to explain it to me?


Glad you asked. A rumor circulated that JD Vance wrote about having sex with a sofa. The AP wrote a fact-check saying the rumor is untrue. But then, AP deleted the fact check. Does that mean the story is true? JD Vance has not denied the rumor.


Rando X user @rickrudescalves posted that they "can't say for sure but [Vance] might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f****** an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."

That is the sole basis for this rumor.

Some moron at the AP posted a fact check on it, which actually brought the spotlight on this easily fact checkable lame tweet. The AP took the fact check down and then morons like dumbo are posting that the AP taking the fact check down may be proof that it is true. It is all pretty lame.

All you have to do is read three pages of a best selling book to see if the rumor is true. The made up quote is not there.
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In reply to dajo9 • 8:16a, 7/27/24
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concordtom said:
I haven't followed this Vance sofa affair bit. Who wants to explain it to me?


Glad you asked. A rumor circulated that JD Vance wrote about having sex with a sofa. The AP wrote a fact-check saying the rumor is untrue. But then, AP deleted the fact check. Does that mean the story is true? JD Vance has not denied the rumor.


In other words, he once owned a sofa which was his favorite masturbation spot.
If he employed the right screenwriter he might be able to spin that into one of those 80's teen coming of age laughers.

Did he use a sock? The laugh would come when his mom did the laundry. Or, when he went shopping with his mom and said he kept needing more new socks and she couldn't understand why.

He's creative. I'm sure he can come up with something.
Maybe his girlfriend comes over and borrows his sock only to somehow comically discover his secret. She either dumps him because he's endlessly a loser or she offers him a proper ending solution - which is the final scene in the film.
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In reply to okaydo • 8:16a, 7/27/24
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That's not a terrible idea that he proposed in 2021. We should encourage American citizens to have families. The logic of a parent voting on behalf of their child is sound. Obviously, you can distort the proposal as these biased hosts do.
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In reply to concordtom • 8:23a, 7/27/24
concordtom said:
dajo9 said:
concordtom said:
I haven't followed this Vance sofa affair bit. Who wants to explain it to me?


Glad you asked. A rumor circulated that JD Vance wrote about having sex with a sofa. The AP wrote a fact-check saying the rumor is untrue. But then, AP deleted the fact check. Does that mean the story is true? JD Vance has not denied the rumor.


In other words, he once owned a sofa which was his favorite masturbation spot.
If he employed the right screenwriter he might be able to spin that into one of those 80's teen coming of age laughers.

Did he use a sock? The laugh would come when his mom did the laundry. Or, when he went shopping with his mom and said he kept needing more new socks and she couldn't understand why.

He's creative. I'm sure he can come up with something.
Maybe his girlfriend comes over and borrows his sock only to somehow comically discover his secret. She either dumps him because he's endlessly a loser or she offers him a proper ending solution - which is the final scene in the film.


I added some facts to your fantasy...

And then the "endless loser" becomes a successful, educated millionaire who becomes a US Senator and VP Candidate.
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10:17a, 7/27/24
According to a report from the Washington Post, attorney Usha Chilukuri Vance has a reputation for being close-mouthed about her political leanings but did "express revulsion" and misgivings about Trump during the coup attempt by his followers which he encouraged after he lost to President Joe Biden.

According to one friend, "Usha found the incursion on the Capitol and Trump's role in it to be deeply disturbing," before adding, "She was generally appalled by Trump, from the moment of his first election."

The Post is also reporting that in 2016 when her husband wrote on Facebook that Trump was "cultural heroin. He makes some feel better for a bit. But he cannot fix what ails them, and one day they'll realize it," Usha Vance approvingly linked to it and commented on his "firm stand against Trump."

Some thoughts:

It's amazing that Shady Vance found someone to marry him.

She seems to be quite intelligent. But just goes to show intelligent people can be shills and terrible people.

What attracted Shillbilly to her? To me, she doesn't really remind me of a couch, but I've never met her in person.
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10:20a, 7/27/24
Conservafluffer003 working overtime. I am sure Mister Shillbilly will notice your enthusiastic defense of his honor md good name and will reward you with the "attention " you desperately crave.



PS - very happy for you that you figured out the couch humping story was fake. I bet you can get your money back for the sofa costume
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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10:23a, 7/27/24
Soon republicans will be wearing "I support couch lovemaking" t shirts, along with the ear diapers.
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In reply to oski003 • 10:25a, 7/27/24
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okaydo said:


That's not a terrible idea that he proposed in 2021. We should encourage American citizens to have families. The logic of a parent voting on behalf of their child is sound. Obviously, you can distort the proposal as these biased hosts do.
I think the logic of "one man, one vote" is sounder. Giving one person control over another person's vote sounds like a bad idea for a whole host of reasons.

Encouraging people to have children is not bad, but the way Vance talks about it makes it sound like a way to punish those who don't have kids. See: his "childless cat lady" comments from his Senate run. He doesn't seem interested in persuading those who aren't already on his side.
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11:34a, 7/27/24
But why was JD Vance searching for dolphins and women?
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11:44a, 7/27/24
Maybe oski003 can chime in on why Shady Vance likes couch cushions and mermaid p0rn.
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In reply to GoOskie • 11:47a, 7/27/24
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Do you agree w Kamala's stances on a:

- completely Open Border
- Defund Police
- no private health care
- let Antifa and BLM run wild
Welcome, Donold trump, to our bearinsider forum. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to spew your vile lies here. Now take a hike, loser.


Kamala's track record is Left of radical Bernie Sanders.
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In reply to GoOskie • 11:47a, 7/27/24
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Maybe oski003 can chime in on why Shady Vance likes couch cushions and mermaid p0rn.


I'm not going to knock mermaid porn. I don't think that was part of JD Vance's search though.
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In reply to movielover • 11:54a, 7/27/24
shillbillylover said:
GoOskie said:
shillbillylover said:
Do you agree w Kamala's stances on a:

- completely Open Border
- Defund Police
- no private health care
- let Antifa and BLM run wild
Welcome, Donold trump, to our bearinsider forum. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to spew your vile lies here. Now take a hike, loser.


Donold trump is a wannabe fascist and Shady Vance is a creature of a strange pathetic billionaire.


We finally agree on something.
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In reply to movielover • 12:00p, 7/27/24
movielover said:
GoOskie said:
movielover said:
Do you agree w Kamala's stances on a:

- completely Open Border
- Defund Police
- no private health care
- let Antifa and BLM run wild
Welcome, Donold trump, to our bearinsider forum. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to spew your vile lies here. Now take a hike, loser.


Kamala's track record is Left of radical Bernie Sanders.
But I thought she was bad because she was a cop?
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In reply to GoOskie • 12:13p, 7/27/24
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Maybe oski003 can chime in on why Shady Vance likes couch cushions and mermaid p0rn.


He doesn't. That is a made up liberal fantasy.
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In reply to oski003 • 12:19p, 7/27/24
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GoOskie said:
Maybe oski003 can chime in on why Shady Vance likes couch cushions and mermaid p0rn.


He doesn't. That is a made up liberal fantasy.


Did Shillbilly Vance deny it? I better go check the news.
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In reply to dajo9 • 12:29p, 7/27/24
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oski003 said:
GoOskie said:
Maybe oski003 can chime in on why Shady Vance likes couch cushions and mermaid p0rn.


He doesn't. That is a made up liberal fantasy.


Did Shillbilly Vance deny it? I better go check the news.


Kamala Harris is an alien from Uranus.
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