The Aaron Rodgers Positivity Thread Challenge

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B.A. Bearacus
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This thread must reach at least one full page of positive posts about Aaron Rodgers before going off the rails.

I'll begin. Aaron has not killed anyone yet.
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Is this like that Chuck Norris stuff? ARod can bake a souffle while screaming and can make minute rice in 55 seconds??
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Though sensitive, Aaron does have a sense of humor and likes to laugh. That's a positive trait and part of why so many of us have liked him over most of his career. He wouldn't have been as fun to follow if he had the temperament or personality of, say, Jay Cutler.
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Though it's true that no poster currently has Aaron as their avatar, no other player in BI history has been represented in more avatars than Aaron (sycasey, okaydo, etc). That's saying something because when you choose a player as your avatar you're saying that that guy is really cool.
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B.A. Bearacus said:

This thread must reach at least one full page of positive posts about Aaron Rodgers before going off the rails.

I'll begin. Aaron has not killed anyone yet.


Of all the players in the history of the NFL, Aaron Rodgers is one.
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B.A. Bearacus said:

Though it's true that no poster currently has Aaron as their avatar, no other player in BI history has been represented in more avatars than Aaron (sycasey, okaydo, etc). That's saying something because when you choose a player as your avatar you're saying that that guy is really cool.


I'm confused. How can I make Aaron my avatar?
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Aaron Rodgers had no known association with Jefferey Epstein.
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He was a pretty good Jeopardy host!
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eabandit said:

He was a pretty good Jeopardy host!
When he was actually on Jeopardy I liked the way he beat 'Mr.Wonderful'from Shark Tank and the astronaut.
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calumnus said:

Aaron Rodgers had no known association with Jefferey Epstein.

Yes, but AR and Randy Andy are besties.



*I think there is a gifted NFL pin in that rack of metal and ribbonry.
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If Aaron was in disguise and just started throwing 50-yard deep routes to you at the park, everyone else at the park would have the same thought: "What the literal ****!". Because you say that phrase when your mind is blown.
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Aaron Charles Rodgers (born December 2, 1983) is an American football quarterback for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League (NFL). Rodgers began his college football career at Butte College in 2002[url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Rodgers#cite_note-1][1][/url] before transferring to the University of California, Berkeley to play for the California Golden Bears, where he set several career passing records, including lowest single-season and career interception rates.[url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Rodgers#cite_note-calbears1-2][2][/url] He was selected in the first round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the Packers.

After backing up Brett Favre for the first three years of his NFL career, Rodgers became the Packers' starting quarterback in 2008. In 2010, he led them to a victory in Super Bowl XLV over the Pittsburgh Steelers, earning the Super Bowl MVP. He was named Associated Press Athlete of the Year in 2011,[url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Rodgers#cite_note-Male_Athlete_of_the_year-4][4][/url] and was voted league MVP by the Associated Press for the 2011, 2014, 2020 and 2021 NFL seasons. Rodgers is the fifth player to win NFL MVP in consecutive seasons, joining Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, Joe Montana and Jim Brown.
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Aaron Rodgers' daily affirmation.
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B.A. Bearacus said:

If Aaron was in disguise and just started throwing 50-yard deep routes to you at the park, everyone else at the park would have the same thought: "What the literal ****!". Because you say that phrase when your mind is blown.


"I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
In a big field of tall grass
I laid there in the sun and felt it caressing my face
As I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was catching 50 yard Aaron Rodgers' passes
And that I thought "What the literal f@uck?"
This really blew my mind
Spill the wine, throw that bomb
Spill the wine, throw that bomb
Spill the wine, throw that bomb
Spill the wine, throw that bomb"



…an overfed long haired leaping gnome could catch 50 yard Aaron Rodgers' passes."
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AR paid for the team's locker room. If he keeps donating big sums...
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That he probably knows more quotes from The Big Lebowski than anyone here has value.


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I'm putting forth Ted Lasso's Hannah Waddingham as AR's next lady friend.


She would smother, I mean mother him.
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We know our boy likes brunettes. If she wasn't secretly dating Bill Hader, I'd say Anna Kendrick would have probably been Aaron's type.

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B.A. Bearacus said:

We know our boy likes brunettes. If she wasn't secretly dating Bill Hader, I'd say Anna Kendrick would have probably been Aaron's type.




But might that not that pi$$ off The Accountant?

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Blank post.
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bearister said:



I actually believe that Aaron could be a decent Batman, probably no worse than Ben Affleck.
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89Bear said:

AR paid for the team's locker room. If he keeps donating big sums...
Beautiful words from Aaron here. Worth revisiting.

chazzed
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Clearly, Rodgers is one of the best QBs of all time. May he win another ring or three and may he continue to grow as a person.
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We live in the singular example of the infinite number of parallel multi-universes in which a-a-ron did not play for stanford.
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Aaron on Instagram:



Aaron shared several photos. The one I found most interesting was his "Friday Night crew " (Bakhtiari, Cobb, their respective hot girlfriends, and lonely Aaron).

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Aaron Rodgers Book Club - Complete List of Books - Sports Geekery


https://www.sportsgeekery.com/35264/aaron-rodgers-book-club-complete-list-of-books/
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I appreciate that Aaron wears a t-shirt and not a black tank top for every interview. McAfee overall seems ok, but that attire wears a viewer down. There have probably been times in the past when I considered clicking on the video, saw McAfee's tank top and thought, nah, I'm good.
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bearister said:

Aaron Rodgers Book Club - Complete List of Books - Sports Geekery


https://www.sportsgeekery.com/35264/aaron-rodgers-book-club-complete-list-of-books/
Ram Dass, 6:00am every Sunday on KSAN. The best way to clear the mind for spending the rest of the day writing chem and physics labs. Ah, to be young again.
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Bobodeluxe said:

bearister said:

Aaron Rodgers Book Club - Complete List of Books - Sports Geekery


https://www.sportsgeekery.com/35264/aaron-rodgers-book-club-complete-list-of-books/
Ram Dass, 6:00am every Sunday on KSAN. The best way to clear the mind for spending the rest of the day writing chem and physics labs. Ah, to be young again.


They used to play this dude on KPFA early on Sunday mornings maybe KSAN too?)
Alan Watts - Wikipedia


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Watts
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Watts

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Aaron apologizes to BI posters. Thank you, Aaron.

He's coming out of a 12-day cleanse. I'm hopeful that he was able to reset some things.

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B.A. Bearacus said:

Aaron apologizes to BI posters. Thank you, Aaron.

He's coming out of a 12-day cleanse. I'm hopeful that he was able to reset some things.



William Lightbody:
Oh, no, no, I can't eat fifteen gallons of yoghurt.

Dr. John Harvey Kellogg:
Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody.
-The Road to Wellville

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Yikes. He could have just done, like, a Meatless Monday or something.
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Anyone done anything close to this? How'd you feel coming out of it?
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Bobodeluxe said:

Ram Dass, 6:00am every Sunday on KSAN. The best way to clear the mind for spending the rest of the day writing chem and physics labs. Ah, to be young again.

Bobo-D with the subtle hint about Aaron's cleanse reveal. We got a damn insider here.

 
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