TRUMP: I did nothing wrong...
...All I did was cheat on my wife many times...
...lie about it to everyone...
...agree to payouts to people with damaging info on me to hide it from the public...
...set up phony corporations to hide money trails...
...had the media cover up my cheating and other sordid parts of my character...
...cheated on my taxes and money laundered...
...partnered with mafia and criminals for decades...
...divided the country on all wedge issues and stated numerous racist and sexist positions..
...protected sexual predators including myself...
...riled anger and anxiety throughout the country intentionally...
...sought deals to get richer even if it compromised national security in violation of emoluments and lied about that too...
...obstructed justice at every turn and worked to rig elections...
...put a bunch of cronies in positions of power everywhere to tear down our government and regulations on corporate greed and misconduct...
...ruined our valued alliances and sided with the worst political figures in the world...
...messed with everything good and decent about America all as a political ploy to appeal to the least informed...
...used my fake religiosity and patriotism to fool people...
...haven't held any sincere belief in anything other than my own awesomeness...
...basically did every selfish and unethical thing I could think of for power...
...oh and lied about that too...
..BUT, I never did anything ILLEGAL...
... and look the economy is great (even though I exaggerate that and had little to do with it and it is starting to decline).
So, what's the problem? MAGA!
"The Bear will not quilt, the Bear will not dye!"